allvolinky
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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan
What is a yankee"
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it is worth it...
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough boy bends over?
Doughnuts..
What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever....(sorry LLO)...
What do attorneys use for birth control?
Their personalities....
Whats the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
about 45 lbs...
Whats the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
about 45 minutes...
Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife...
Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism...
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends...
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you....
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...
Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
Because they have cotton balls....
Whats the difference between a porcupine and Mercedes Benz?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside...
What did the blonde say when she found out that she was pregnant?
Are you sure it's mine....
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Mace will do that to you....
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Alabama?
Everyone has the same DNA...
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes....
Why do drivers' education classes in Alabama schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex ed class uses it....
What's a Jewish mother say when she wants a light bulb changed?
I suppose I'll just have to sit here in the dark!!!
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with...."a recipe".....
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell "Bingo".....
What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time"....while a southern fairytale begins "Y'all aint gonna believe this sh#t.....
Juan on Juan
What is a yankee"
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it is worth it...
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough boy bends over?
Doughnuts..
What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever....(sorry LLO)...
What do attorneys use for birth control?
Their personalities....
Whats the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
about 45 lbs...
Whats the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
about 45 minutes...
Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife...
Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism...
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends...
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you....
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...
Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
Because they have cotton balls....
Whats the difference between a porcupine and Mercedes Benz?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside...
What did the blonde say when she found out that she was pregnant?
Are you sure it's mine....
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Mace will do that to you....
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Alabama?
Everyone has the same DNA...
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes....
Why do drivers' education classes in Alabama schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex ed class uses it....
What's a Jewish mother say when she wants a light bulb changed?
I suppose I'll just have to sit here in the dark!!!
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with...."a recipe".....
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell "Bingo".....
What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time"....while a southern fairytale begins "Y'all aint gonna believe this sh#t.....