(JOKE RUMORS) So with all the rumors floating around...

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This just in....Mike Hamilton was seen entering Mouse's Ear with Jimmy Johnson and Mike Ditka. The Tennessee AD was observed handing the ex Dallas Cowboy's Coach Johnson and ex Chicago Bears Coach Ditka bundles of one dollar bills. Rumor has it that Coach Johnson will head the Volunteers offense and Coach Ditka the defense. When asked about the head coaching position by Bubbles the exotic dancer, Mr. Hamilton stated that the new Head Coach, Ryan Leaf, was in the back getting a private dance and would be available for comment upon reaching the climax of his visit.
 
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I have a friend in the media that told me Tony Dungy is looking to leave the Colts after the season. He will then become the new head coach of the Tennessee Vols. Phillip Fulmer will take over as Colts head coach.
 
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ChattVolFan64 said:
This just in....Mike Hamilton was seen entering Mouse's Ear with Jimmy Johnson and Mike Ditka. The Tennessee AD was observed handing the ex Dallas Cowboy's Coach Johnson and ex Chicago Bears Coach Ditka bundles of one dollar bills. Rumor has it that Coach Johnson will head the Volunteers offense and Coach Ditka the defense. When asked about the head coaching position by Bubbles the exotic dancer, Mr. Hamilton stated that the new Head Coach, Ryan Leaf, was in the back getting a private dance and would be available for comment upon reaching the climax of his visit.
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unfortunatly, "Pacman" Jones showed up, and he made it rain, and no one brought umbrellas....
 
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On a serious note, and you all can credit me when it's announced officially.

My friend's dad works for Mike Hamilton, and they are good fishing buddies.

Mike Hamilton was seen having lunch with the corpse of Paul "Bear" Bryant at Texas Roadhouse off Kingston Pike. Apparently, The Corpse of Bryant didn't have much to say about the position, and had a very dry attitude about being the next UT coach.

Reports are that Hamilton didn't think the meeting went over too well, either and that he thinks that The Corpse of Bear just isn't the right guy for the positon, when asked why, Hamilton stated, "He just ain't what he used to be. He just has no heart for this program."

Reports also state that Bryant has other commitments...apparently from Hamilton's own university. The Corpse of Paul Bryant reportedly took a position in Dr. Bill Bass' body farm today.
 
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Rumor has it that during todays chat with Mike Hamilton he will announce that after several months of reading the Volnation boards he is going to name Hatvol HC, GatorhaterEricOC, LadyinOrange DC, and VolNMiami Recruiting coordinator. He came to this conclusion because of all of the volunteer knowledge and passion they display. He also announced that he will now step down as athletic director and UTLXA will take over.
 
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Peyton Manning was seen comforting a sobbing Phil Fulmer at a local hot dog stand selling Smokey Dogs. Manning had been rumored as interested in the position, until a jealous Tom Brady caught wind of the news and karate chopped him in the knee. To avoid controversy, Mike Hamilton then decided to appoint Mike Ditka as interim head coach until he gets a response from Condoleeza Rice.
 
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My friend told me that he saw Johnny Majors, Mike Hamilton and Steve Delong in Walmart. Majors was wearing a little league chest protector and Hamilton was getting a trout stamp on his fishing license. Steve Delong was insisting that Majors smelled like old school bus seats and skateboards, and was trying to get Hamilton to smell him. During the commotion, John Madden named Bill Cowher the head coach at UT. Cowher and Madden were spotted on the toy isle playing rocky top on a toy mandolin. The press conference is scheduled for later today at the aquatic center.
 
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mike leach was spotted at Dollywood eating funnel cake with an air brushed t-shirt that said, Honky Tonk Honkey.
 
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GASOUTHERNVOL said:
According to the Knoxville News Sentinal. Breaking News 11-7-2008 11:00 AM. A creature that is described as part man, part bear and part pig was seen entering Hamilton's office. There have been random noises coming from the building. Police are waiting the arrival of Al Gore, Manbearpig expert. More as this story develops...
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hahahahahahah MANBEARPIG! Love it!


:good!: ohhh South park
 
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michelle at krispy cream told me, the franchise was purchased by barrack obama and oprah, the two also plan to bail the universitly out of its 6 mil buy out of cpf, inturn taking over 51% of the university, said that CPF will be re instated on 1 conditon that DR phill be the offense coordinator. this story was leaked when an intern on the set of the DR phil show overheard dr phil practiceing telling coach fulmer "hey fat ass this is how to score a touchdown"
 
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A friend of mine who knows an assistant manager at the Walgreen's on Cumberland
told me they received a memo from corporate to insure the shelves are fully stocked
with Consort mens hair spray and hair care products at all times for the next 8 years.
Jimmy Johnson is our next head coach......8 year deal.
 
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McLovin said:
A friend of mine who knows an assistant manager at the Walgreen's on Cumberland
told me they received a memo from corporate to insure the shelves are fully stocked
with Consort mens hair spray and hair care products at all times for the next 8 years.
Jimmy Johnson is our next head coach......8 year deal.
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:eek:lol::lolabove:
 
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