Joe's X-Rated Road Trip to Idaho (pix included)

[hmanvolfan]

I've flown around the world a couple of times... always hate the last half of the trip when we go inverted.

Don’t get all uppity up in here.

 

[malinoisvol]

I drove to Alaska from NC and back down to Panama City.

 

[joevol33]

I drove to Alaska from NC and back down to Panama City.

You only get partial credit if you didn't get nekit along the way!

 

[malinoisvol]

You only get partial credit if you didn't get nekit along the way!

 

[malinoisvol]

Before you see Jerry's Junk in Louisville, stop in Lexington to see the "Cocaine Bear".

 

[NEVolFan]

Joe gonna need a bigger trailer.

 

[hmanvolfan]

Before you see Jerry's Junk in Louisville, stop in Lexington to see the "Cocaine Bear".
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Get me one of those cocaine bear t shirts @joevol33!

 

[Weezer]

Get me one of those cocaine bear t shirts @joevol33!

Me too. 2XL Who doesn't love Cocaine Behr? ,,,,um, Bear.

 

[malinoisvol]

a la Vacation the movie... next stop

 

[malinoisvol]

We're gonna have so much fun, you'll be whistling Zippity-Do-Dah out of your ***holes!

 

[Behr]

We're gonna have so much fun, you'll be whistling Zippity-Do-Dah out of your ***holes!

I forgot the exact words but when mom was saying... Let's just go back home it's been one thing after another, then Rusty says yes dad it's been a drag and mom says yea whatta ya think Clark? He stops the car and says I THINK YOURE ALL FAWKED IN THE HEAD!!

 

[Weezer]

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I've always wanted to see one of these giant balls of twine in a big cat enclosure. Maybe nothing happens, but maybe magic.

 

[Behr]

I've always wanted to see one of these giant balls of twine in a big cat enclosure. Maybe nothing happens, but maybe magic.

I always wanted to see a forklift lift a crate of forks.

 

[Weezer]

I always wanted to see a forklift lift a crate of forks.

I'm a fan of sporks. It's a spoon, it's a fork, it makes me happy.

 

[Behr]

Did you hear what the knife said to the spoon?

 

[Orangeredblooded]

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I think joe and Tiffany need to include you on their next road trip.

 

[malinoisvol]

Did you hear what the knife said to the spoon?

Fork You?

 

[Behr]

Fork You?

Close... Would you please shut the fork up.

 

[joevol33]

Wife is booking our room now. She told me to get out cause I kept talking

 

[hmanvolfan]

Wife is booking our room now. She told me to get out cause I kept talking

Nobody is surprised.

 

[joevol33]

I give her props, she signed up for something through the hotel, honors program I think, and it saved us $150 for the 4 nights we booked!

 

[Behr]

Nobody is surprised.

It's funny how he seems proud of the fact.

 

[jp1]

Too bad prairie dog town closed down in Kansas in 2014. It was a real treat.

 

[Behr]

Umm.

 

[volfanbill]

wasn’t in Kansas, but I had some prairiedog action this morning