Joe's X-Rated Road Trip to Idaho (pix included)

[NorCalVol67]

 

[Weezer]

I see you’re trying to be funny, but there was an incident back in 2010 where I almost got picked up by Turkish police for what we would call in America “Public Drunkeness” and/or “Disturbing the Peace”.

No joke.

See! Already a better road trip story than Joe.

 

[Weezer]

Someone got the reference.


Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

See! Already a better road trip story than Joe.

I purchased some streetside moonshine from a carpet salesman. He put it in water bottles so we could have a walk-about drink. Apparently, sleeping in a restaurant after a long day of hitting the hookah and drinking moonshine isn’t ok in Turkey. And there was an incident in a janitor’s closet that I only reveal at face to face and have confirmed there are no recording devices present.

 

[Weezer]

I purchased some streetside moonshine from a carpet salesman. He put it in water bottles so we could have a walk-about drink. Apparently, sleeping in a restaurant after a long day of hitting the hookah and drinking moonshine isn’t ok in Turkey. And there was an incident in a janitor’s closet that I only reveal at face to face and have confirmed there re no recording devices present.

Ron saw a grown man naked in the janitor's closet!

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron saw a grown man naked in the janitor's closet!

I wish it was that much of a non-event.

 

[Weezer]

I wish it was that much of a non-event.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

I see you’re trying to be funny, but there was an incident back in 2010 where I almost got picked up by Turkish police for what we would call in America “Public Drunkeness” and/or “Disturbing the Peace”.

No joke.

By picked up do you mean for sex?

 

[Weezer]

By picked up do you mean for sex?

Don't be jealous.

 

[volfanbill]

Don't be jealous.

He’s just getting just the right image for later

 

[NEVolFan]

I purchased some streetside moonshine from a carpet salesman. He put it in water bottles so we could have a walk-about drink. Apparently, sleeping in a restaurant after a long day of hitting the hookah and drinking moonshine isn’t ok in Turkey. And there was an incident in a janitor’s closet that I only reveal at face to face and have confirmed there are no recording devices present.

 

[Guest]

 

[joevol33]

Cocoa don’t have no hang down. Therefore the he/him is actually a she/her.

Yep, she's a she.

 

[NorCalVol67]

Yep, she's a she.

Does she have a she shed?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

By picked up do you mean for sex?

I don’t think so, but since I successfully avoided them, I cannot truthfully speak to their intentions.

 

[Behr]

Not sure why you don't think they wanted sex from The Ron Mexico.

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

We stopped for gas and a bathroom break in Missouri around 4.30 am. I got back on the interstate and was cruising around 90mph when I noticed a sign for Kansas City. This was on the way home, and we were supposed to be heading east. I probably went 20 miles the wrong way.

The Missouri State Police were notified of this post and will be sending you a $425 speeding ticket in the mail.