Jeffrey out with the flu?

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#101
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New Memo from USC: To ALL Football Players

Drinking from the gas hose is not permitted in class and yes it is a gas hose. No questions Mr. Jeffery's. All players will be subject to a urine test (Testing for "High Octane" :). Please read your manuals and plan for your future. The End.

How great are these threads compared to this time last year!
 
#102
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Ol ball coach said:
And how many top offenses have yall played. I do hear western kentuckys is pretty good.
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Well, let's see...Florida, Auburn, Alabama--pretty good offenses, right? All 3 in top 25 in total offense. And let's see...who was that team who put 41 on the scoreboard against USCjr and we completely shut down???? Hmmm....oh yeah that's right, Georgia. No offense at all and they scored 41 on USCjr's UNBELIEVABLE D??? Come on.....WEAK!
 
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braths said:
WOW. We haven't had nearly as many losing seasons as you. And we had 9 undefeated seasons while you guys had an imperfect 0-11 season. Don't even try that argument.
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Who's had the most recent losing season though? And who's currently with a losing record?
 
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Ol ball coach said:
Oh I'll be back. After we show yall how we pump gas here at South Carolina.
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Well since I have been helping you with English, Math and proper posting techniques...how about a favor?

This is my chance to ask an authority on the matter....I am all giddy just thinking about it!!

Does holding the hose up really help me to get the last possible drop of gas? I have wondered that forever! lol
 
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Tennessee Golfer said:
That has to be the most lame a** excuse I have ever heard
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It was a joke homie. It ain't an excuse. It's the truth. Rewatch that game and tell me Maddox isn't wide open in the flats for an easy first down if not TD. We don't make excuses like yall. For instance lane whining about Cody taking his helmet off. Bla bla bla. U lost. Just like we didto the tide.
 
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MemphisVol1485 said:
I believe SCjr finished 6-7 last year for a losing record... We have had 2 in four years and you have had one almost every year of the football program.
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hey, don't interject logic here. according the ol ball coach, the only score that matters is last year's game.
 
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pattiycake said:
Well since I have been helping you with English, Math and proper posting techniques...how about a favor?

This is my chance to ask an authority on the matter....I am all giddy just thinking about it!!

Does holding the hose up really help me to get the last possible drop of gas? I have wondered that forever! lol
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I wouldn't know. Demetrius Summers pumps my gas for me. You'll have to ask him.
 
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#114
Since 1990 USClite has had 14 losing seasons, meanwhile since 1990 UT has only had 2 our worst year we where 5-7 USClite 0-11
 
#115
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pattiycake said:
Well since I have been helping you with English, Math and proper posting techniques...how about a favor?

This is my chance to ask an authority on the matter....I am all giddy just thinking about it!!

Does holding the hose up really help me to get the last possible drop of gas? I have wondered that forever! lol
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Classic....:)

They wouldnt know. Gas pumping 102 hasn't been implemented into their curriculum yet. There's issues with the players getting confused with the tail pipe.
 
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Ol ball coach said:
That's the only one that matters you are correct. Because we are talking USC and UT. And that's what happened the last time we played.
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What are you, about 11 or 12? Take this 'my daddy can beat up your daddy' crap and go to bed... You're pitiful. :eek:lol:
 
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Ol ball coach said:
It was a joke homie. It ain't an excuse. It's the truth. Rewatch that game and tell me Maddox isn't wide open in the flats for an easy first down if not TD. We don't make excuses like yall. For instance lane whining about Cody taking his helmet off. Bla bla bla. U lost. Just like we didto the tide.
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Lol, what about the tape on field goals? That is a lame, ***** ass whine if I have ever heard one.
 
#123
#123
Damn............... I messed that up. Oh well, I need to go get some gas. What station has the best gas?
 
#125
#125
NC St. 1 Rec. 5 yds 0 TD
UGA 0 Rec. 0 yds 0 TD
FAU 2 Recs. 24 yds 0 TD
OM 0 Rec. 0 yds 0 TD
SCSU 2 Recs. 32 yds 1 TD
UK 7 Recs. 138 yds 3 TDs
UA 4 Recs 83 yds 0 TDs
VU 8 Recs. 161 yds 1 TD

Total 24 Recs 443 yds 5 TDs

Not exactly the type of numbers that scare me through 8 games, especially when 299 yards and 4 tds came against Vandy and Kentucky. His other TD came against SCSU. The WR corps as a whole is pretty good, but this isn't an offense that strikes fear into the heart of many opponents. They have yet to score 40 points and were only able to score 7 vs NCSU and 14 vs Vandy.
 
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