Jarvis Giles....

Last time I checked everyone pumped their own gas, except at full service stations. So I guess Lame Kiffin was right.

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THIS IS A FULL SERVICE STATION, AT THIS TIME IT IS THE ONLY ONE IN DILLON. STATION IS COMPUTERIZED AND TO EXXONS STANDARDS. HAS 4 WORK BAYS, CONVENIENCE STORE AND EXTRA SHOP IN BACK.

AN EXCELLENT LOCATION WITH EASY ACESS TO DOWNTOWN TRAFFIC AND MEDICAL TRAFFIC, SCHOOL TRAFFIC. ALSO FEATURES AN ENTRANCE FROM 2 STREETS .

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Last time I checked everyone pumped their own gas, except at full service stations. So I guess Lame Kiffin was right.

BOOM! ROASTED!

Dude, that was one helluva first post. I mean, you came in this mofo guns a blazin'...B-A-Double D, A-Double S.

That was straight gangsta. You're a force to be reckoned with, no doubt about that.
 
Did you write that yourself?
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Doubtful. I imagine it was selected among results from a Trolling Generator. Other such quips that were passed over included:

1. Hey, your old coach that no one cares about is fat!
2. Payton (yes, I know) Manning sucks and wears #18!
3. Lame Kitten needs to shut his piehole!
4. We're going to put up 70 on you guys because of your coach's mouth!
5. You guys have Jonathan Crompton! HAHA!
6. Um...you eat roadkill.
7. Montario is ok, but Jarvis Giles is gonna bust one lose.
 
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Damn, I can't wait until Sat. nite. I have to be truthful and admit, i haven't seen much of the Vols. this year. I can't wait to see this Eric Berry you speak of. This must be one helluva player. I can't wait to see him take care of..
Jarvis Giles
Kenny Miles
Brian Maddox
Bryce Sherman
Patrick DiMarco
Alshon Jeffrey
Tori Gurley
Moe Brown
Jason Barnes
D.L. Moore
Weslye Saunders
Justice Cunningham
even Stephen Garcia.
A man that can do all this by himself is sure to win the Heisman Trophy!
Unfortunately for us, "The New Carolina", we have to rely on a team effort from many players. Most you probably haven't heard of...
Eric Norwood
Clifton Geathers
Cliff Matthews
Darian Stewart
Akeem Auguste
C.C. Whitlock
Shaq Wilson
Stephon Gilmore
just to name a few.
We certainly don't have anyone with the capability to cover an entire offense, as this Eric Berry does. Even though we will have our butts handed to us Sat. nite, I can't wait to see this Eric Berry single-handedly shut down our offense. This will certainly be something to see!

:worship::worship::worship::worship:
 
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Not as well as you guys did, but we don't have "Eric Berry", do we?

No, amongst many others. You do have a roster however, which you brilliantly posted as some sort of proof of something.

BTW, that program of yours has never had a player the quality of Berry. Never, ever, ever, ever, ever - and that's a mighty long time, but I'm here to tell you, there's something else....
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No, amongst many others. You do have a roster however, which you brilliantly posted as some sort of proof of something.

BTW, that program of yours has never had a player the quality of Berry. Never, ever, ever, ever, ever - and that's a mighty long time, but I'm here to tell you, there's something else....
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come on now. How could you forget about Alshon Jeffery?
 
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