I'm sure this has been posted elsewhere, but this is his MySpace ridiculousness:
MySpace.com - Jarvis Giles!!!Ya digg!!! - 18 - Male - Tampa,8 1 3 ya digg!!! - www.myspace.com/MrPuddleMaker
Prepare for an unpleasant assault on the eyes - his page is Exhibit A as to why Facebook is increasing in popularity compared to MySpace - but there is an interesting quotation from him:
"Jarvis Giles!!!Ya digg!!!'s Blurbs
About me:
Whats sup Myspace..if u dont kno my name by now then u just dont need to kno it yaaa digg!!!Here is a lil somethin bout cha boy i play football at Gaither just doin my thing and chillin hard
i think i mite be an gamecock lol south carolina thats where u mite see o boi in jan on t.v ya digg!... Aim...SoNmYcHeSt20... "
(note: bold and italics are mine...spelling and syntax are 100% Jarvis...ya digg!!!)