Jared Fogle?

[apevol]

Very cool name, btw.

 

[Toujours Pret]

Very cool name, btw.

Thank you sir

 

[joevol33]

You'd rat me out just for calling you a lowdown dirty pret?

If you get by with all the peeing, I'm sure that won't be an issue.

 

[apevol]

If you get by with all the peeing, I'm sure that won't be an issue.

I have diplomatic immunity. I am the ambassador from Pluto.

 

[joevol33]

I have diplomatic immunity. I am the ambassador from Pluto.

Cool! I saw where next week NASA is supposed to get some good pictures of your planet.

 

[apevol]

Cool! I saw where next week NASA is supposed to get some good pictures of your planet.

A clear act of terran aggression that I must protest. Espionage conducted against my planet is a clear violation of the Terra-Plutarch treaty signed by my predecessor Urineg the 3rd, House of the fourth Testicle.

 

[joevol33]

A clear act of terran aggression that I must protest. Espionage conducted against my planet is a clear violation of the Terra-Plutarch treaty signed by my predecessor Urineg the 3rd, House of the fourth Testicle.

I didn't know all that, I'd be ticked also!

 

[VolsSportsFan]

Well this thread certainly has gone places.

 

[joevol33]

Well this thread certainly has gone places.

You must be reading wrong. I've never seen a thread derailed around here

 

[apevol]

Well this thread certainly has gone places.

Pedophilia makes people weird

 

[YankeeVol]

Very cool name, btw.

It's a terrible name

 

[apevol]

It's a terrible name

You Airborne?

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Cool! I saw where next week NASA is supposed to get some good pictures of your planet.

Wait! Is it a planet again? I can't keep up.

 

[Toujours Pret]

It's a terrible name

Crunchie.

 

[YankeeVol]

You Airborne?

Yup

 

[joevol33]

Wait! Is it a planet again? I can't keep up.

Me neither

 

[apevol]

Wait! Is it a planet again? I can't keep up.

It only stopped being one in the eyes of xenophobic scientists from Earth.

 

[malinoisvol]

Update Bump...

Supoenaed Texts Latest Slam For Former Subway Spokesperson Jared Fogle

BI: New allegation surfaces on former Subway spokesman Jared Fogle

They are digging hard.

 

[utvolpj]

Has he even committed a crime?

 

[malinoisvol]

Has he even committed a crime?

With just a cursory reading, I gather not - yet. The 16 year old was of age by state law.

 

[northknoxvol]

he likes to eat fresh like Subway

 

[Wickerhead]

he likes to eat fresh like Subway

That was totally uncalled for.

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

he likes to eat fresh like Subway

No you didn't

 

[BearCat204]

Has he even committed a crime?

Depends on what country you live in

 

[9296potsguy]

With just a cursory reading, I gather not - yet. The 16 year old was of age by state law.

Still he allegedly committed a crime of soliciting a prostitute.