vixenvol
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Jamaican Sandals
A married couple was on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring around the
marketplace looking at the goods and such when they passed this small
sandal shop. From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent
say, -"You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop!" So the married
couple walked in. The Jamaican said to them, "I have some special sandals I
think you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex." The wife was
really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her
husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex God he was. The
husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a Sex freak?" The
Jamaican replied, "Just try dem on, Mon." The husband, after some badgering
from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on. As soon as he slipped
them his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes. . . something his wife
hadn't seen in many years! In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the
Jamaican, bent him violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped
down his own pants, and grabbed a firm Hold of the Jamaican's hips. The
Jamaican then began screaming, "YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET MAN! YOU GOT
DEM ON DE WRONG FEET!"
lol: 
