I've been swiping

#77
#77
Am I the only one who misses old school Saturday morning cartoons? Wake up early, pour a bowl of Raisin Bran, sit back and enjoy. Networks ruined a great thing.
 
#78
#78
stuff all week.
-I swiped my wife's snickers she had in the fridge. I gave her a full day. I don't think she knows yet. That's on her.
-I swiped a couple bucks from my son's piggy bank to put under his pillow for the tooth fairy. Didn't have a dime on me. Thought my 9 yr old had caught me, but he was like a zombie and didn't remember
-I swiped my dog's Tramadol for my elbow before I played golf. Made me smooth, but I spent too much time in the ruff :)
-I just swiped a leftover Menchies from the freezer. Felt bad as I ducked out of the way to try and throw it away before somebody sees me.

I know you zoners are swiping
And you think your wife was going to think someone broke into the house and stole a candy bar?
 
#79
#79
i swiped a pepper grinder from a seafood dive yesterday,,but left a 15 dollar tip on a 40 dollar meal! even!
 

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