I've been swiping

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Spartacavolus

Spartacavolus

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stuff all week.
-I swiped my wife's snickers she had in the fridge. I gave her a full day. I don't think she knows yet. That's on her.
-I swiped a couple bucks from my son's piggy bank to put under his pillow for the tooth fairy. Didn't have a dime on me. Thought my 9 yr old had caught me, but he was like a zombie and didn't remember
-I swiped my dog's Tramadol for my elbow before I played golf. Made me smooth, but I spent too much time in the ruff :)
-I just swiped a leftover Menchies from the freezer. Felt bad as I ducked out of the way to try and throw it away before somebody sees me.

I know you zoners are swiping
 
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#6
I also got to go food the other day for the fam, devoured a cheeseburger, and ate a salad at home, acting like I didn't have the cheeseburger.

******* crazy
 
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#7
I have also tried to put work clothes back on and act like I didn't play golf. Don't lie about it. Just act like I didn't, so it doesn't come up.
 
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#12
tex I know you swipe some udder cream or something from your girlfriend for your legs and feet. I bet you use those toe separator things
 
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Spartacavolus said:
stuff all week.
-I swiped my wife's snickers she had in the fridge. I gave her a full day. I don't think she knows yet. That's on her.
-I swiped a couple bucks from my son's piggy bank to put under his pillow for the tooth fairy. Didn't have a dime on me. Thought my 9 yr old had caught me, but he was like a zombie and didn't remember
-I swiped my dog's Tramadol for my elbow before I played golf. Made me smooth, but I spent too much time in the ruff :)
-I just swiped a leftover Menchies from the freezer. Felt bad as I ducked out of the way to try and throw it away before somebody sees me.

I know you zoners are swiping
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and people call gypsies theives!
 
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