itt we urban dictionary ourselves

#26
#26
look up orange empire

All I came up with was this....

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#29
#29
A very cool guy who makes everyone laugh. Once you meet him, you will want to be his friend right away. He is super cute and very good-looking. He has amazing taste...in music, clothes, food, everything. Every girl secretly wishes that he could be her boyfriend...mainly because he recently broke up with his girlfriend...mainly because everyone knows that he likes commitment...mainly because he is sweet and knows how to treat a girl...mainly because however strange and wierd he may be, he's perfect. In his own little way, he is perfect.

Somebody has been stalking me.
 
#30
#30
the coolest mother effin name on the planet. Many stupid people say that it is a boring and lame name, but that is not so. Many of the coolest people in the world have that name.
"Hey, did you see (my name) doin work when he was at the mini horse rodeo?"

lulz
 
#33
#33
a handsome and intelligent man, is very grounded and knows what he wants. has the ideal person in mind and won't fall for someone fake. ambition and goals to take over the world is what he dreams up. give him his perfect partner and he will become complete like no other time in his life. is like the sun and is legendary.

Urban dictionary is amazing.
 
#34
#34
A man with a sexy body, amazing hair and a large member. His eyes are kind yet unreadable. He isn't fake or friendly to people that he doesn't know or doesn't like. He has large hands and a contagious laugh. He loves sports and club soda and the upright bass. Unbelievably sexy. Animal in bed. Is delicious and unforgettable. If you find a Shane, hold onto him and make him the love of your life.

Couldnt have said it better myself
 
#38
#38
An extremely funny girl who is amazing at dancing, especially in physical education class. She likes to drop it low and jerk.

Not sure I know how to "drop it low and jerk".
 
#42
#42
one of the biggest backstabbing sluts your ever met, dont get close to her or she'll rip your life apart and take away all your friends.

Woah now, I'm not down with the personal attacks.
 
#43
#43
a hockey loving person who likes things shoved up his bum. Handle with care, any skin on skin contact will result in having a hissyfit and being a complete douche canoe. Not all are like this though; only the variety whose last name is Rand

Glad my last name isnt Rand.
 
#46
#46
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s someone who is strong, sexy, a flirt, super fly, and hella smart. is to be known that he has a big thing. is someone famous and gets all the ladies because he's a ladies man

Can't help what people think...
 
#49
#49
People with this name are likely to be extremely awesome. That or sociopathic. Regardless of the mental state, all are sexy, funny, and sex-gods in bed

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