It's the Drunk Post Thread!

[Behr]

Hey Kat.

 

[wildnkrazykat]

how's behr (the dog) doing tonight?

 

[Behr]

He's asleep on my bed. He had a big day(s)...yesterday and today.

 

[wildnkrazykat]

what'd ya'll do?

 

[Behr]

Neighbor's daughter turned 12 yesterday and gave Behr and I an invitation to a pool party. He swam yesterday with all of the kids (giving them rides), and today...he just swam.

 

[wildnkrazykat]

i bet he enjoyed that. in his lil puppy mind he was prolly saying yahoo, this is fun!!!

 

[hmanvolfan]

Hey bud, what's shakin'?

 

[Behr]

He's such a good dog. He loves everyone and just wants to please them.

 

[wildnkrazykat]

or, friggin humans need to learn to swim and stop being lazy asses lol

 

[hmanvolfan]

Wish Behr and Lisa could get married.

 

[Behr]

Hey Hman!!!!

Yep, you're right Kat.

 

[wildnkrazykat]

is lisa ur pup hman?

 

[Behr]

Wish Behr and Lisa could get married.

At least meet!

 

[7thgroupvolfan]

I hear you're feeling down...

but i can ease your pain..get you on yo feet again. Relax, i need some information first. Just the basic facts. Can you show me where it hurts?

 

[hmanvolfan]

Everything headed in the right direction?

 

[hmanvolfan]

is lisa ur pup hman?

Yeah, she's my third daughter.

 

[7thgroupvolfan]

there is no pain you are receeding. A distant ship on the horizon. You are ponly coming through in waves....

 

[Behr]

but i can ease your pain..get you on yo feet again. Relax, i need some information first. Just the basic facts. Can you show me where it hurts?

Something like that.

Everything headed in the right direction?

No. Haha.

there is no pain you are receeding. A distant ship on the horizon. You are ponly coming through in waves....

Have another....

 

[hmanvolfan]

Just got a new sixer

 

[Behr]

This is the "drunk" thread.

I have vodka, but no mixer, two beers in the fridge and a bottle of wine. Do I (a) drink straight vodka, (b) pop a top or (c) open the wine OR (D) GO TO BED?

 

[MY3*VOLS]

all the above

 

[Behr]

Hmmm. Guess I'll go to bed.

 

[7thgroupvolfan]

your lips move, but I can't hear what your saying. When I was a child I caught a flinting glimpse. Out of the corner of my eye..I turned to loook but it was gone. I cannot put my finger on it now. The child is grown, the dream is gone...

 

[Behr]

your lips move, but I can't hear what your saying. When I was a child I caught a flinting glimpse. Out of the corner of my eye..I turned to loook but it was gone. I cannot put my finger on it now. The child is grown, the dream is gone...

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII, IIIIIIII have become ....comfortably numb.

 

[MY3*VOLS]

behr wut the fawk..u ever go to bonita springs dog track?