It is time to hold Kiffin accountable!

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Not that hard to figure out seeing as how the entire thing drips with sarcasm and very nice job by the way I like it and would like to toss my vote in the hat for a sticky.
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Kiffin was hired with a who the hell is this guy? Honestley I had to google up this guy. Wow it took off like the descovery ,and i sat backed and listened. The volnation was really buzzing back then. Most of the Fulmer jokes are gone. When several of the team got kicked off or just quit I Thought what is he doing? All the brash talk then apoligies made me want to hide. What have we done? I was so glad for the change it didn't matter. I just wanted us to have a diffrent direction. I have put up with the Fulmer debate. I have lived through the Cromption, Stevenson debate. Now we are seeing a change. People are starting to believe. We had some bad games but now we are playing some kick thyat awss football. Every word that Kiffin has said is Gospel. People we are on a course of dominence. If you don't understand what I'm saying let me explane. We will rule the east. We are the elect. We are the chosen.You may not realise it know but You will SEE.There is a new sheriff in town and his name is Kiffin
 
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#230
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This is ABSOLUTELY amazing to me that that many people could not sense sarcasm. Wow, how do you find the power button to your computer?
 
#232
#232
lol no just can't seem to figure it how a number of posts (when most are just spewing garbage) give you some newfound credibility about a football team that most are just fans of and are not associated with in any way. Can you explain that
 
#234
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VolDad said:
I am sick and tired of losing games and I place the blame squarely on the shoulders of Kiffin. I will never understand why he continues to trot out a kicker as ineffective as Daniel Lincoln when we have back-up kicker Nicholas Stephenson just sitting on the bench.

I have more confidence in NS than DL. I saw NS miss numerous field goals and extra points during the games he lost last year, but I felt better about those losses. I also saw him during the O&W game and hear he did better in practice. This was confirmed by our fellow VN poster OrangeBleedin89 who posted that there is no kicking controversy. His inside sources said that NS would be the kicker unless Lincoln’s leg turned into Sebastian Janikowski’s. That obviously has not happened.

I am stilled bothered that CLK ran off last year’s back-up kicker CJ Boleman. CJ was the best thing that ever happened to UT and would have won us at least 2 more games (AU and Bamma). If you don’t believe it just ask him, his hometown paper, and/or fellow VN posters from his hometown in Nattachooga.

You might be asking, why CLK would continue using DL if NS is better. There are a number of reasons:

CLK is stubborn. He is a young couch who cannot accept that his evaluation of DL is wrong. I think he tried to recruit DL while he was at USC. He is going to continue using him to the detriment of the team.

CLK is insecure. He knows that he is not doing a good job but continuing to let DL be the bad guy takes the heat off of him. I feel bad that DL is being used this way. His family and friends should be very angry. I heard that his Mom has challenged a local female radio personality to a Jello wresting match after some of the derogatory comments she made. I don’t blame her and have volunteered to take her place in the match. I hope that it is best 2 out of 3.

CLK has an agenda. He will not play NS because he knows that NS would scare away top kicking prospects/recruits. Despite his inability to kick the ball over 5 feet in the air or to hit the Tennessee River from its bank, NS has a cannon for a leg. Top kicking prospects would be afraid to compete against that.

Now, it is time us fans start expressing our dissatisfaction and demand that CLK make a change. I have already sold my USCjr tickets and intend on spending my Saturday evening changing children’s diapers. I then plan on posting Monday, regardless of the outcome of the game, about how much I enjoyed it. I don’t know any small children but fortunately Saturday is Halloween. I suspect they will be coming to my door.

At some point during the week you can also expect me to start an attention whoring thread titled, “If Lincoln is the starting kicker against USCjr then I refuse to watch the game”. I have every intention of watching the game, I just want the attention.

I know that “True” Vol fans feel the same and I hope that you will join me in my protest by not attending next week’s game.

Go Vols!
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Although I'm 99.9% sure this is all a bunch of sarcasm, I will say that had Fulmer been our coach Saturday, we would have lost by a least 2 td's and would be sitting at 2-4 with 4 blowout losses on our record. If Crompton would have played the entire year like he has the last 2 games and our kicker would get it together, we could be sitting in Bama's seat with the coach of the year in Lane Kiffin. Our future looks bright and I can't wait to see what these coaches can do with a team full of bluechippers. I expect us to be in the mix for the SEC championship next year and the BCS title in 2 years. The sky is the limit for the Vols and it is going to be fun.
 
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VolDad said:
I am sick and tired of losing games and I place the blame squarely on the shoulders of Kiffin. I will never understand why he continues to trot out a kicker as ineffective as Daniel Lincoln when we have back-up kicker Nicholas Stephenson just sitting on the bench.

I have more confidence in NS than DL. I saw NS miss numerous field goals and extra points during the games he lost last year, but I felt better about those losses. I also saw him during the O&W game and hear he did better in practice. This was confirmed by our fellow VN poster OrangeBleedin89 who posted that there is no kicking controversy. His inside sources said that NS would be the kicker unless Lincoln’s leg turned into Sebastian Janikowski’s. That obviously has not happened.

I am stilled bothered that CLK ran off last year’s back-up kicker CJ Boleman. CJ was the best thing that ever happened to UT and would have won us at least 2 more games (AU and Bamma). If you don’t believe it just ask him, his hometown paper, and/or fellow VN posters from his hometown in Nattachooga.

You might be asking, why CLK would continue using DL if NS is better. There are a number of reasons:

CLK is stubborn. He is a young couch who cannot accept that his evaluation of DL is wrong. I think he tried to recruit DL while he was at USC. He is going to continue using him to the detriment of the team.

CLK is insecure. He knows that he is not doing a good job but continuing to let DL be the bad guy takes the heat off of him. I feel bad that DL is being used this way. His family and friends should be very angry. I heard that his Mom has challenged a local female radio personality to a Jello wresting match after some of the derogatory comments she made. I don’t blame her and have volunteered to take her place in the match. I hope that it is best 2 out of 3.

CLK has an agenda. He will not play NS because he knows that NS would scare away top kicking prospects/recruits. Despite his inability to kick the ball over 5 feet in the air or to hit the Tennessee River from its bank, NS has a cannon for a leg. Top kicking prospects would be afraid to compete against that.

Now, it is time us fans start expressing our dissatisfaction and demand that CLK make a change. I have already sold my USCjr tickets and intend on spending my Saturday evening changing children’s diapers. I then plan on posting Monday, regardless of the outcome of the game, about how much I enjoyed it. I don’t know any small children but fortunately Saturday is Halloween. I suspect they will be coming to my door.

At some point during the week you can also expect me to start an attention whoring thread titled, “If Lincoln is the starting kicker against USCjr then I refuse to watch the game”. I have every intention of watching the game, I just want the attention.

I know that “True” Vol fans feel the same and I hope that you will join me in my protest by not attending next week’s game.

Go Vols!
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Hey call Kiffin, since you are so damn smart, maybe he will hire you!
 
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AbeFroman said:
I'd like to place my vote to sticky this thread.

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I'm divided on that idea right now. VolDad has clearly placed himself in VolNation folklore with this thread. However, I can't decide if I want it deleted or not.

Do we really want people to see how stupid some of our fans are?
 
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VolDad said:
I am sick and tired of losing games and I place the blame squarely on the shoulders of Kiffin. I will never understand why he continues to trot out a kicker as ineffective as Daniel Lincoln when we have back-up kicker Nicholas Stephenson just sitting on the bench.

I have more confidence in NS than DL. I saw NS miss numerous field goals and extra points during the games he lost last year, but I felt better about those losses. I also saw him during the O&W game and hear he did better in practice. This was confirmed by our fellow VN poster OrangeBleedin89 who posted that there is no kicking controversy. His inside sources said that NS would be the kicker unless Lincoln’s leg turned into Sebastian Janikowski’s. That obviously has not happened.

I am stilled bothered that CLK ran off last year’s back-up kicker CJ Boleman. CJ was the best thing that ever happened to UT and would have won us at least 2 more games (AU and Bamma). If you don’t believe it just ask him, his hometown paper, and/or fellow VN posters from his hometown in Nattachooga.

You might be asking, why CLK would continue using DL if NS is better. There are a number of reasons:

CLK is stubborn. He is a young couch who cannot accept that his evaluation of DL is wrong. I think he tried to recruit DL while he was at USC. He is going to continue using him to the detriment of the team.

CLK is insecure. He knows that he is not doing a good job but continuing to let DL be the bad guy takes the heat off of him. I feel bad that DL is being used this way. His family and friends should be very angry. I heard that his Mom has challenged a local female radio personality to a Jello wresting match after some of the derogatory comments she made. I don’t blame her and have volunteered to take her place in the match. I hope that it is best 2 out of 3.

CLK has an agenda. He will not play NS because he knows that NS would scare away top kicking prospects/recruits. Despite his inability to kick the ball over 5 feet in the air or to hit the Tennessee River from its bank, NS has a cannon for a leg. Top kicking prospects would be afraid to compete against that.

Now, it is time us fans start expressing our dissatisfaction and demand that CLK make a change. I have already sold my USCjr tickets and intend on spending my Saturday evening changing children’s diapers. I then plan on posting Monday, regardless of the outcome of the game, about how much I enjoyed it. I don’t know any small children but fortunately Saturday is Halloween. I suspect they will be coming to my door.

At some point during the week you can also expect me to start an attention whoring thread titled, “If Lincoln is the starting kicker against USCjr then I refuse to watch the game”. I have every intention of watching the game, I just want the attention.

I know that “True” Vol fans feel the same and I hope that you will join me in my protest by not attending next week’s game.

Go Vols!
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I didn't read the next 200+ posts after the OP but I think you need to change your own diaper because yours is so full it's starting to come out the top end. I haven't read a bigger load since the last time I saw a 5150 post. Do you truly believe CLK would lose a game over who he plays as kicker? That is beyond explanation, unless you are the other kid's father.
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TennTom said:
These thread replies without reading the whole thread or even realizing the sarcasm are always gold. Thanks VolDad, I needed a few laughs today.
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^THIS........:eek:lol:

I was almost pissed when I saw the beginning...then I was rofl at the end.
 
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notaguru2 said:
OP is sheer idiocy.
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Thank You! :hi:

Ashevillevol said:
I didn't read the next 200+ posts after the OP but I think you need to change your own diaper because yours is so full it's starting to come out the top end. I haven't read a bigger load since the last time I saw a 5150 post. Do you truly believe CLK would lose a game over who he plays as kicker? That is beyond explanation, unless you are the other kid's father.
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No I am not his father. Just a concerned fan.
 
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LOL your calling for Kiffin's head, have you not forgot the Fulmer last days era. We were destroyed by Bama and Florida the past 2 years and Lane has almost beaten them with 3 star players. Please do us a favor and stop watching the Vols.

P.S. Fulmer is gone get over it.
 
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RagingOrange said:
^THIS........:eek:lol:

I was almost pissed when I saw the beginning...then I was rofl at the end.
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LOL My blood pressure begin to rise when I saw the title...
I opened the thread and saw it was VolDad and thought NO WAY would he post whiney dribble (I have read MANY of his posts which are always entertaining as well as intelligent) then I LMBO! Thanks for the laugh Dad! :)
 
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strongtower said:
LOL your calling for Kiffin's head, have you not forgot the Fulmer last days era. We were destroyed by Bama and Florida the past 2 years and Lane has almost beaten them with 3 star players. Please do us a favor and stop watching the Vols.

P.S. Fulmer is gone get over it.
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Fulmer is and will always be "The Face of UT Football". He bleeds orange.
 
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