Is it too early for the 'Make Fun of Wisconsin' Thread?

#77
#77
Badger mullet...and note the direction of the arrow. New beer?

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#83
#83
Dumb Wisconsin Laws
You must manually flush all urinals in a building.
Butter substitutes are not allowed to be served in state prisons.
Citizens may not murder their enemies.
Whenever two trains meet at an intersection of said tracks, neither shall proceed until the other has.
As people used to smuggle it in from Illinois, all yellow butter substitute is banned.
At one time, margarine was illegal.
State Law made it illegal to serve apple pie in public restaurants without cheese.
While all cheese making requires a license, Limburger cheese making requires a master cheese maker's license.
It is illegal to kiss on a train.
It is illegal to cut a woman's hair.
Car dealerships cannot sell cars on Sunday.

Kenosha
No male is allowed to be in a state of arousal in public.

La Crosse
It is illegal to tie up your horse along Third Street (Now a major bar strip).
It is illegal to display an unclothed mannequin in a store window.
It is illegal to play checkers in public.
You cannot "worry a squirrel."

Milwaukee
An old ordinance forbids parking for over two hours unless a horse is tied to the car.
It is against the law to play a flute and drums on the streets to attract attention.
If one is thought of as offensive looking, it is illegal for him to be in public during the day.
It is illegal to purchase or use Sparklers in the city, yet you can buy fully disassembled automatic machine guns.

Racine
It is illegal to wake a fireman when he is asleep.
Women may not walk down a public street at night without being accompanied by a man.

St. Croix
Women are not allowed to wear anything red in public
 
#84
#84
You might be from Wisconsin if...

You define summer as three months of bad sledding.

Your definition of a small town is one that only has one bar.

Snow tires come standard on all your cars.

You refer to the Packers as "we".

At least 50% of your relatives work on a dairy farm.

You can make sense out of the words "UPNORT" and "BATREE".

Your have ever gotten frostbitten and sunburned in the same week.

You can identify a Michigan accent.

You know what "cow-tipping" is.

You learned to drive a tractor before the training wheels were off your bike.

"Down south" to you means Chicago.

Traveling coast to coast means going from Superior to Milwaukee.

The "big three" means Miller, Old Milwaukee and PBR.

A brat is something that you eat.

You have no problems spelling "Milwaukee".

You consider Madison "exotic".

You got a passport to go to Minnesota.

Your idea of foreign culture is listening to Da Yoopers.

You don't have a coughing fit from one sip of PBR.

You've seen a hodag.

You used to think Deer Season was included as an official school holiday.

You know that Gotham is a real city.

You can actually pronounce and spell Oconomowoc and Menomonie.

You know what a bubbler is.

The snow on your roof in August weighs more than you do.

Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a cow next to your blue spruce.

Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new machine shed.

Your Friday night out is taking your girlfriend shining for deer.

You go out for fish fry every Friday.

You go to work in a snowsuit every morning and return home wearing shorts.

When you tell someone where you are from they say: "I thought that was part of Canada".

Bernie Brewer is your idol because he gets to dive into a giant beer mug.

Your idea of the seasons is Winter, Spring, the 4th of July and Fall.

You know how to polka.

Your idea of diversity is having black, brown and white cows.

You drink "soda" and refer to your father as "pop".

Formal wear is a flannel shirt, blue jeans and a BLACK baseball cap.

You tried to tap the "Worlds Largest Six Pack".

Your children describe their summer vacation our of state as a "trip to Door County".

You are unaware that there is a legal drinking age.

You go to Florida to get a tan in August.

You caught a fish in Lake Michigan that glowed in the dark.

You define the swimming season as "Labor Day Weekend".

Your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost.

You know where the city of Waunaukee is AND can pronounce it.

You can visit Luxemborg, Holland, Balgium, Denmark and Poland all in the same afternoon.

You decided to have a picnic this summer because it fell on a weekend.

You actually know what Schaeffer's Beer is and you like it.

You know what Euchre and Sheepshead are.

You have been involved in a "drive-by hay bailing".

Two words: "Leinenkugels Beer".

Your refer to stop lights as "stop & go lights".
 
#87
#87
Wisconsin

Capital: Madison

Other, lesser known "Capitals" of Wisconsin.
Belleville is the "UFO Capital" of Wisconsin.
Bloomer is known as the "Jump Rope Capital" of the world
Bonduel is the "Spelling Capital" of Wisconsin.
Boscobel is the "Turkey Capital" of Wisconsin.
Eagle River is known as the "Snowmobile Capital" of the world
Green Bay is known as the "Toilet Paper Capital" of the world.
Mercer is known as the "Loon Capital" of the world
Monroe is known as the "Swiss Cheese Capital" of the world
Mount Horeb is known as the "Troll Capital" of the world.
Muscoda is the "Morel Mushroom Capital" of Wisconsin.
Potosi is the "Catfish Capital" of Wisconsin.
Sheboygan is known as the "Bratwurst Capital" of the world.
Somerset is known as the "Inner Tubing Capital" of the world
Sturgeon Bay is known as the "Shipbuilding Capital" of the Great Lakes.
Wausau is known as the "Ginseng Capital" of the world.
Wisconsin is known as the "Dairy Capital" of the United States
 
#96
#96
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Smokeys Wisconsin cousin.
 

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