A confident analysis asserting the US-Israeli victory in the Iran War and dismissing claims of defeat as misinformation.
townhall.com
"Right up front, let’s be clear about something. The American and Israeli campaign against the mullahs is an unparalleled achievement in the military art, a victory so sweeping and complete that it defies any precedent. Within a couple of days, we decapitated their leadership, and not just at the neck – we’ve made the cut down around their colons.
The High Poobah they started with got smoked faster than a fat doobie at Snoop Dogg‘s birthday party. Their alleged leader du jour – a guy who once had to go to England because he couldn’t make his little mullah stand at attention – is probably dead.
In support of a garbage agenda to salvage defeat from the jaws of victory – because the only thing these people hate more than the idea of America winning a war against Third World semi-humans is an America led by Donald Trump winning a war against Third World semi-humans – these influencers are trying to talk you into thinking we’ve lost. That’s where the aforementioned stupid people test comes in. If they tell you we’re losing, they’re stupid.
Now, some are just Internet randos grasping at clicks or are the product of Macedonian bot farms. But some of these people saying stupid things have what one might assume are quality credentials. One way to evaluate their credentials is to check whether someone is a college professor. If he is, he’s presumptively wrong about everything. The same goes for members of think tanks with names like The Center for Foreign Policy Policies, or any organization whose name contains the word “Democracy,” “Peace,” or “Future.” These are inevitably people who have been part of the foreign policy establishment for the last several decades and who have aggregated a collection of spectacular successes as barren as the Gobi Desert. They have been wrong about everything forever, but you have to hand it to them. They’re consistent.
And then there are the Democrats who come out of classified briefings insisting that Donald Trump has absolutely no idea what’s going on, that the military campaign is a total failure, and that their erectile dysfunction is a direct result of Bibi Netanyahu and the Jews. OK, maybe that’s exaggerating it a little bit – they do sometimes give our military a little bit of credit, though it’s painful for them to do so, and they’re much more comfortable being mad that soldiers occasionally get to eat rubbery steak and third-tier lobster.
As for the regime media reporters who purport to cover the military campaign, they provide exactly the kind of deep, probing, informed commentary that you would expect from pick-me twenty-somethings named Ashleigh who double-majored in journalism and gender studies at the University of College, and whose entire résumé consists of having been born and then writing for the Wall Street Journal. You probably shouldn’t get your tactical assessments from people who you need to explain to that the Navy is the one with boats."