IP's Duck/Harry Messianic Ultroneous Resurrection Dynasty of Ethical Recreation

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IPorange

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This is my plan, for the MURDER Dynasty:

Sim style dynasty. If you don't know what it means, google it. Basically, play a game of football on your xbox, don't play xbox with football. Aim to style your playing for realism.

Still don't quite know what is expected of you? Then don't bother joining.


The conference will be a "Super SEC." Vanderbilt will be removed. These teams will be added:

Texas A&M, TCU, Virginia Tech, North Carolina, and Clemson.


Florida and Alabama will be off-limits. Players with national titles will not get 6 star programs.

Each player will independently construct a list of their top 5 preferred teams. Each player will honestly state their accomplishments, if any, in the Duck/Harry/Roses dynasty history. Each player will provide 3 to 5 sentences describing their plan or vision of what sort of offensive style they plan on running.

Once at least 7 players besides me have done this, I will

1) rank players from most accomplished to least
2) independently create a 2 or 3 team "offers" for each individual ***these offer lists will be tweaked behind the scenes depending on changing availability***
3) Players will pick from offers in the reverse-order of their determined skill/accomplishment rank.

players who have consistently performed at the bottom of the pile can expect at least one 6 star offer.

Players with multiple national titles can expect at least one 5 star program. No one will be screwed over.




This system is intended to do the following:

1) no extreme recruiting ability disparities
2) Easy to manage yet fair scheduling
3) A good number of human games
4) Several high profile yet reasonable teams on the table
5) No extreme differences in teams (i.e. Arizona State recruiting in the same dynasty as Florida, USC, and LSU.)

Guys, this could be awesome if you get it a chance and don't act like women about it.

Plus the name/acronym I came up with is totally bad-ass.

If you're interested, let me know.
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Men who are men:

Bearcat
Wounded Mullet
Bassmanbruno (sorta)
Mason



Cowards who won't play unless they have the top team:

you



Will start assigning teams soon.
 
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1)Never won anything, have only beaten users 4 or 5 times.
2)I could **** up a 6 start program better than anyone
3)I lose games to the CPU........Washington


My offensive plan will be to run the ball.....then run the ball somemore. I am looking to perfect my draw strategy by getting some tips and help from non-other than Harry "the cheese" mogen****er. I will put my big fast WRs at TE and I will cheese **** the **** out of the roll out PA crossing route. Also looking to learning the cheese of slant routes from my good buddy Bass "Imafrat*****" man. He has perfected this system and I look to learn a good bit from it.


MY DREAM LIST
1)TCU
2)LSU
3)Auburn
4)Arky
5)South Click
 
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Bearcat's above post is an excellent example of the sort of thing I am looking for, with the exception of the cheese sarcasm in the paragraph.
 
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there wasnt any sarcasm there Scrib. I am on record though of saying that I am out if breakerboy is in this. I would never have a shot
 
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BearCat204 said:
there wasnt any sarcasm there Scrib. I am on record though of saying that I am out if breakerboy is in this. I would never have a shot
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Breakerboy will not be accepted.

If that isn't sarcasm in regards to the cheesing and zero real offensive strategy, then you will not be accepted.
 
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List.

1) LSU
2)TCU
3)Auburn
4)VT
5)Georgia

My journey started in that dynasty in 09 when i was just a unknown and a ****ty internet connection. I lasted all of one user game. Fast forward to 11, i showed i could recruit with the best (yet learned a lesson about promises) yet couldn't seem to get over a large learning curve with years of playing the cpu and my random friends who apparently are horrible. I showed improvement as the months passed, but not to the point i could seriously think i can compete for a title. This year has had mixed reviews, beating some that i never had before, yet getting smacked around like i just picked up the game for the first time again.

My offense would be considered keep it simple. Run first and find a way to pull a successful pass play out of my ass to keep the drive alive. Defense is still much a work in progress. Before i started playing OD's on here i will come clean. Against the cpu and my friends i ran mad robber 90% of the time and was successful. Obviously im still a work in progress.
 
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I'll be a man and join but I'll have to drop out of masons.

1) tcu
2) michigan
3) uga
4) vt
5) unc
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I am a average user. I throw more than i run the ball. I hate Bass and Harry.

1.Arkansas
2.LSU
3.UT
4.Ga.
5.Auburn
5.
 
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I suck and I lost to bearcat 2 of the past 3 times including to losing to him when I had oregon with seastrunk and he had ucla.

I've lost 4 out of 5 against mason and am about 1 for 10 against ip.

The only users I've beat in'12 is bearcat with a luckless stanford and skullgrind with an unfair match up with ut vs. tamu.

I'll be the worst recruiter unless the dutchman decides to join because only he can recruit averagely with usc and miami.
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Bassmanbruno said:
I suck and I lost to bearcat 2 of the past 3 times including to losing to him when I had oregon with seastrunk and he had ucla.

I've lost 4 out of 5 against mason and am about 1 for 10 against ip.

The only users I've beat in'12 is bearcat with a luckless stanford and skullgrind with an unfair match up with ut vs. tamu.

I'll be the worst recruiter unless the dutchman decides to join because only he can recruit averagely with usc and miami.
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You are so pathetic dude. Quit acting like you arent better than most in this game.
 
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BearCat204 said:
You are so pathetic dude. Quit acting like you arent better than most in this game.
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Lol. QQ. all those teams I listed are reasonable and michigan isn't even a selection that was just for fun.

You're crazy if you think I'm better than you In '12.
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Bassmanbruno said:
Lol. QQ. all those teams I listed are reasonable and michigan isn't even a selection that was just for fun.

You're crazy if you think I'm better than you In '12.
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I find it hilarious that you are crying about being so bad only when the selection of teams is in question and will go to the weakest users. But go ahead and keep up this bull**** that you have been spewing here for the last couple of days, maybe you can get one person to believe your crap.
 
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BearCat204 said:
I find it hilarious that you are crying about being so bad only when the selection of teams is in question and will go to the weakest users. But go ahead and keep up this bull**** that you have been spewing here for the last couple of days, maybe you can get one person to believe your crap.
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Please make a case for me being better than you in '12 then. I beg you.
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I'm just joshing anyway. I think the UGA/TCU would fit me pretty well though based on my ability and recruiting. If I had UNC I know I'd recruit the worst every year.
 
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