Ode to Phil:
Indescribable, that's what you are
Indescribable, though the goal line's near or far
Like a bad fart that lingers over us
How the thought of Phil, does bad things to us
Never before has someone's performance been more
Indescribable, in every way
And forever more, that's how it'll stay
That's why, Mike, its incredible
That someone so indescribable
Thinks that he is more untouchable than Phil
A miracle, that's what we need
A miracle, a real coach to hire
For a resurrection, of our prgram
How the thought of creative coaching
Leads only to daydreams in our heads.
I'm obviously not a songwriter. Any revisions?