In a fist fight

[DynamiteMcGhee]

Derek Dooley vs. Lane Kiffin
Benny Wylie vs. Ed Orgeron

Dooley watches the end of the LSU game before the fight and jumps Kiffin before he can say "moral victory". He also bites off Kiffy's face and tosses it into the Tennessee River.

Benny Wylie vs. anybody is unfair. Wylie is not a man. He is a brick wall wrapped in skin.

 

[flashoforange]

The way he ran out of Knoxville makes it clear that Kiffin is a Chicken S*#* !!

Dooley all the way!

 

[Frank Drebin]

I can see it now:

First, in the semifinals of the All-Valley karate tournament - Ogeron v. Dooley
Kiffin (to Ogeron, trying to set himself up in the finals v. Dooley) Sweep the leg. You got a problem with that?
Ogeron: No sensei.

Then, the end, of course, would be Vince doing the Miyagi fix on Dooley's knee, and Dooley winning the finals with a whooping crane kick to Kiffin's groin.

It could happen.

 

[TNVolGirl]

Eh, I don't know. I'm pretty sure Dooley's hair is the NCAA equivalent of Chuck Norris' beard. I'd put money on a fist hiding under there always watchin Dooley's back.

This made me LOL.
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[Jshizzy]

Chuck Norris is afraid of Dooley. He also says that the girl who coached the ut football team last year needed to stfu.
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[pureorange25]

punch kiffin in the mouth and his weapon has been deactivated.