Important questions that need an answer!!

[BigO95]

I've tremendously grown in knowledge since the start of this thread! 5* thread

 

[BigO95]

Where is @Behr ?

Probably locked in Joe's basement

 

[BigO95]

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Why is Joe so angry all the time?

 

[Orangeslice13]

You have been fishing with Joe.

Joe has nothing on my skill set at not catching fish

 

[joevol33]

Because the fish are never where you are

This is the truest thing I've read on Volnation

 

[hmanvolfan]

Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

 

[BigO95]

Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

I've been wandering about that for years...

 

[FastChad]

@FastChad

He wasn’t at Applebees.

 

[Tin Man]

Well, if you shake a martini, it mixes the vermouth and gin most thoroughly for a consistent taste throughout. If you stir a martini, it has the pleasing visual effect of swirling as the light passes through the gin and is bent by the vermouth. Each has its advantages.

^^^^^^^^^
The best answer posted to date.

 

[BigO95]

Is the Vols gonna beat Iowa by forty or fifty points?

 

[GordonC]

Does @Toujours Pret like the smell of burps?

 

[GordonC]

@PEPPERJAX lilos thread needs some help

 

[Tin Man]

Can corn be used as slug bait?

 

[PEPPERJAX]

@PEPPERJAX lilos thread needs some help

Too early for Assistance.

 

[BigO95]

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

 

[508mikey]

Can corn be used as slug bait?

You eat it right ? So I guess it can

 

[508mikey]

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

The capon

 

[Tin Man]

 

[BigO95]

How do those keebler elves make so many cookies in that little tree house?

 

[malinoisvol]

How do those keebler elves make so many cookies in that little tree house?

Professional fudge packers.

 

[BigO95]

Are bell-bottoms ever gonna come back in style?
Were they ever really in style?

 

[GordonC]

GTFTO Dan

 

[Tin Man]

Are bell-bottoms ever gonna come back in style?
Were they ever really in style?

Yes. Yes. And no.

 

[malinoisvol]

I loved my bell bottoms... except when I was riding my bike.

 

[508mikey]

Are bell-bottoms ever gonna come back in style?
Were they ever really in style?

Never esp with flipflops