I'm done y'all...

#64
#64
Hahaha. I've always got your Hobock if you ever need anything. You can always email me since we posted our info in the contact thread if you want to do it on the Sly.....
 
#66
#66
Joey's new girlfriend was being pressured by him to have sex. She was afraid of getting pregnant...DUH :)

She was talking to a friend about it and her friend said, have sex with him, when he starts breathing hard and his eyes get really big....ask him what he wants to name the baby.

Next night they are going at it hard, Joey's eyes starts getting really big and she says "what do you want to name the baby"? Joey stops immediately.

This goes on for a week.

Finally Joey gets smart.

They are going at it, his eyes start getting big and she says "what do you want to name the baby"? Joey keeps going....she asks again....he keeps going, she starts to panic and screams "What do you want to name the baby"????

Joey stops, pulls off the condom, tosses it in the toilet and says "Houdini if the Fawker gets out of that".
 
#68
#68
In the grand scheme of things, you were so New To Vol Country. I'm gonna miss you, joey, souce much. Can't wait until you get the Itch to come back around again...
 
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#74
#74
Haha, I know...sorry.

On the flip side of that, he might like it.
 
#75
#75
If he's into that kind of thing, I know he would like it.


He's gonna have to keep on dreaming tho...
 
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