If I'm laying in bed.....

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Makes a deep whistling sound. Lulz

 

[Spartacavolus]

Knew a deaf lady that farted all the time because she thought they were silent

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Knew a deaf lady that farted all the time because she thought they were silent

wtf

 

[rmsmith]

Makes a deep whistling sound. Lulz

dogs barking everywhere!

 

[rmsmith]

Knew a deaf lady that farted all the time because she thought they were silent

silent but violent

 

[Spartacavolus]

wtf

Not really but it sounded kinda funny

 

[VIF]

and I fart, I always have to lift up the covers to see what it smells like. I do it 100% of the time. I have to. Am I a weirdo for doing this?

You are ruining a perfectly good dutch oven.hmy:

 

[Cyclopskiller]

I cooked me a pot of chili yesterday and put 6 packs of Taco Bell fire suace in it, needless to say.. My farts were nasssssty.

 

[theFallGuy]

I cooked me a pot of chili yesterday and put 6 packs of Taco Bell fire suace in it, needless to say.. My farts were nasssssty.

I just spit coffee everywhere

 

[golfballs]

and I fart, I always have to lift up the covers to see what it smells like. I do it 100% of the time. I have to. Am I a weirdo for doing this?

you learned this from FBF

 

[rockytop114]

hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow,,,big bad wolf

 

[volsforever27]

I do it then sing "You Dropped The Bomb On Me".

 

[shelbyvillevol]

you learned this from FBF

Proof there is a meme for any situation.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Id rather masturbate

 

[shelbyvillevol]

Id rather masturbate

Of course. Can't do it too much though. You'll go blind.

 

[theFallGuy]

hairy palms

 

[heartvols]

Stress relief session with Dr.Johnson.

 

[heartvols]

Hoisting the main sail

 

[heartvols]

fluxing the capacitor

 

[heartvols]

blessing the rains down in Africa

 

[heartvols]

Fist Full Of Furry

 

[underscore]

Checking ones own brand is psychotic serendipity.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Hoisting the main sail

Haha.

 

[volfan6782]

Everyone likes there own brand better.

 

[theFallGuy]

everyone likes the smell of their own semen, don't lie