northknoxvol
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So, you take your old fashioned douche bag, fill it full of your favorite spirits, extend a piece of surgical tubing from its nozzle, slip the loaded douche bag in the breast pocket of your coat, run the tubing up under your lapel. While cheering on the Vols, occasionally duck your head to "cough," take the tubing between your lips and squeeze the bag with your forearm, thereby receiving a squirt of refreshment.
You may thank my grandfather for this idea. He was an Obstetrician.