If Beer Nuts cost $1.50, What Do Deer Nuts cost?

[hmanvolfan]

A termite walks into a bar and asks "Where's the bartender?"

:blink: Did the bartender have a wooden leg or something?

 

[getyopopcornready]

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he/she had no guts!

 

[getyopopcornready]

why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was too chicken.

 

[getyopopcornready]

What's big and brown and walks through walls? Spooky Dooky

 

[g8terh8ter_eric]

You know why farts smell?? That's so deaf people can enjoy them too!!

Did you hear about the midget that got killed playing ping-pong?? Got too excited and ran off the table!!

What about the guy who was snorting Sweet and Low?? He thought it was Diet Coke!!

You know why Polish hippies don't smoke their roaches?? Their usually too stoned to catch em'!!

How's diarrhea like color blindness??? It runs in your jeans!!

 

[LadyinOrange]

:blink: Did the bartender have a wooden leg or something?

Where is the bar "tender". Think termite hun.

 

[LadyinOrange]

What's big and brown and walks through walls? Spooky Dooky

lol: