Idea for coaches to help recruiting

#26
#26
My boss's high school buddy got recruited to play for UT back in the late 80's. An orange mustang magically appeared in his driveway one morning. If we're gonna recruit Memphis, we need more magical orange mustangs...
 
#27
#27
My boss's high school buddy got recruited to play for UT back in the late 80's. An orange mustang magically appeared in his driveway one morning. If we're gonna recruit Memphis, we need more magical orange mustangs...

In Memphis prob have better luck with camaros with big rims .
 
#28
#28
My boss's high school buddy got recruited to play for UT back in the late 80's. An orange mustang magically appeared in his driveway one morning. If we're gonna recruit Memphis, we need more magical orange mustangs...

Way cooler than an orange dog.
 
#30
#30
I've said before dirty recruiting is probablly as effective as good coaching. See USC, Aub and zoot suit Bama.
 
#31
#31
Rent and ride rims would probablly be an easy to hide booster supplement. Even someone with a car worth 1000 looks better with 2000 worth of rims. If "player" defaults say you've been trying to reposses them.
 
#35
#35
People die from smoking spice. For some stupid reason, its kinda popular out here.

Yeah that stuff is weird. I bought a bag one time in college cause I was curious about it. I would only smoke it late at night when I was by myself, cause it made me way too weird when I was around people. I would take like two hits... TOPS. It can be pretty fun, but it's nothing like weed. It's literally not the same thing at all. It was fun in a weird and dark and sometimes scary adventurous way.

I finished the bag eventually. But towards the end I started to feel sort of like a heroin addict.

Down with the spice!
 
#36
#36
Yeah that stuff is weird. I bought a bag one time in college cause I was curious about it. I would only smoke it late at night when I was by myself, cause it made me way too weird when I was around people. I would take like two hits... TOPS. It can be pretty fun, but it's nothing like weed. It's literally not the same thing at all. It was fun in a weird and dark and sometimes scary adventurous way.

I finished the bag eventually. But towards the end I started to feel sort of like a heroin addict.

Down with the spice!

I've tried it once. I did feel wierd . Once was enough.
 
#37
#37
No NO NOO!! To black uniforms!! Jazzy uniforms and techno music at the games and all that "We're not your Father's Tennessee Vols" kinda crap are just tricks that work on stupid people.

All you get are 5 star recruits that hold up a convenience store or sexually assault some girl. Remember you can't score touchdowns in prison.

Lane brought in that element with his shennanigans.
NuKeese, Mike Edwards, Janzen Jackson.

We don't have to do that yet. Until we switch to conference USA, let's not do stupid tricks like that.
 
#39
#39
No NO NOO!! To black uniforms!! Jazzy uniforms and techno music at the games and all that "We're not your Father's Tennessee Vols" kinda crap are just tricks that work on stupid people.

All you get are 5 star recruits that hold up a convenience store or sexually assault some girl. Remember you can't score touchdowns in prison.

Lane brought in that element with his shennanigans.
NuKeese, Mike Edwards, Janzen Jackson.

We don't have to do that yet. Until we switch to conference USA, let's not do stupid tricks like that.
I would like to see black helmets and unis. Not often. Just something diff from time to time . Jmo
 
#41
#41
Seemed to me that the crowd and players were pretty amped up with the black unis, I liked them but again would only one them as a one time a year (at most) kinda thing. Maybe just on the game around Halloween, a semi-new tradition of sorts.

And if CBJ played Madden well enough to be recruits, people would just complain he sits in his office playing and not doing his job....kinda like I'm doing now on here as opposed to working on these layouts my bosses want. ; )>
 
#42
#42
No NO NOO!! To black uniforms!! Jazzy uniforms and techno music at the games and all that "We're not your Father's Tennessee Vols" kinda crap are just tricks that work on stupid people.

All you get are 5 star recruits that hold up a convenience store or sexually assault some girl. Remember you can't score touchdowns in prison.

Lane brought in that element with his shennanigans.
NuKeese, Mike Edwards, Janzen Jackson.

We don't have to do that yet. Until we switch to conference USA, let's not do stupid tricks like that.

Hallelujah!! There are few things that irritate this old traditionalist more than messing with the prettiest color scheme in all of college football, bar none. For the younger, "hipper" crowd, please give me a coherent, logical explanation for this inane fascination with black uniforms. I have yet to hear one, other than "I think they are cool."

What Oregon has accomplished with their endless combination of uniforms is to establish new precedents in terms of poor color coordination. They have incredible athletes and an offense that is fun to watch, as long as you are not on the receiving end, but their uniforms look like regurgitated vomit that was then put in a blender on high speed.
 
#43
#43
Hallelujah!! There are few things that irritate this old traditionalist more than messing with the prettiest color scheme in all of college football, bar none. For the younger, "hipper" crowd, please give me a coherent, logical explanation for this inane fascination with black uniforms. I have yet to hear one, other than "I think they are cool."

What Oregon has accomplished with their endless combination of uniforms is to establish new precedents in terms of poor color coordination. They have incredible athletes and an offense that is fun to watch, as long as you are not on the receiving end, but their uniforms look like regurgitated vomit that was then put in a blender on high speed.

How do you think they got those 'incredible athletes'?

Answer: Cool costumes and Great facilities.
 
#44
#44
Hallelujah!! There are few things that irritate this old traditionalist more than messing with the prettiest color scheme in all of college football, bar none. For the younger, "hipper" crowd, please give me a coherent, logical explanation for this inane fascination with black uniforms. I have yet to hear one, other than "I think they are cool."

What Oregon has accomplished with their endless combination of uniforms is to establish new precedents in terms of poor color coordination. They have incredible athletes and an offense that is fun to watch, as long as you are not on the receiving end, but their uniforms look like regurgitated vomit that was then put in a blender on high speed.
People used to get excited about granny panties too and sleep in seperate beds. I'm ok with some change once in a while. Variety is the spice of life.
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#47
#47
Also, for traditionalists, black jerseys were part of the norm for the Vols from 1911 to 1920....so why not don some black every now and again to show respect for some of the really old school Vols? : )>
 
#48
#48
Also, for traditionalists, black jerseys were part of the norm for the Vols from 1911 to 1920....so why not don some black every now and again to show respect for some of the really old school Vols? : )>

While we're at it, let's take their face masks off and let them wear leather helmets.
 
#49
#49
While we're at it, let's take their face masks off and let them wear leather helmets.

Why bother with helmets and pads at all? We could also go bumble bee striped like the Steelers did a few weeks back...ugh, my minds eye just saw that jersey and got vertigo.
 

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