I would rather.......

[doozer]

nvm

disagree?

 

[onevolfan]

I would rather have Phillip Fulmer Jr. announced as the next head coach at Tennessee than attend the JV game tonight.

Are you sure about that?

 

[Smokey1]

drop a banana down my pants and let the monkey loose.

 

[ridethelightening]

Marry Lorena Bobbitt...

 

[Lexvol]

Intern for Barney Frank

 

[Smokey1]

This thread may never end.

 

[doozer]

I've seen my share of softballers, they have their fair share of hotties.

i would actually be interested in a study that compared the ratio of hotties (both playing and attending) to butch in women's athletics.

by that i mean, which event are you most likely to see the greatest amount of non-lesbian, good looking women.

 

[BigPapaVol]

Intern for Barney Frank

worse yet, be his page.

 

[ridethelightening]

This thread may never end.

It's definitely been good for a hell of a laugh

ost-4-1090547912:

 

[Lexvol]

French kiss Nancy Pelosi

 

[JZVOL]

Go see an adult movie with Paul Reubens.

 

[kiddiedoc]

Be locked in a padded room with Doc, Jeff, and Heather without access to rope, duct tape, earplugs, or oxycodone.

 

[Smokey1]

Hand wash Joe Pa's depends.

 

[kiddiedoc]

Work late, pay $800 for a pair of tires that will only last 20K miles, get home to cold dinner and my youngest's nightly diaper surprise, and watch my wife go to bed early.

Oh, this was supposed to be a joke thread. Whoops.

 

[Lexvol]

Enter an eating contest with Charlie Weis, Ralph Friedgen and Mark Mangino

 

[BigPapaVol]

anally ingest habaneros

 

[speedracerVOL]

what the behr meant to them, than go to the JV game.

 

[Smokey1]

I get the feeling no one wants to go to the JV game.

 

[JZVOL]

Lick sugar off Mangino's nipple.

 

[IPorange]

anally ingest habaneros

I would much rather go to the JV game. That's a win right there.

 

[utmba93]

...rehire Fulmer...

 

[BigPapaVol]

...rehire Fulmer...

I would rather anally ingest him than rehire him.

 

[ridethelightening]

I would rather anally ingest him than rehire him.

hmy:

 

[Smokey1]

I can't stop laughing...

 

[utmba93]

I would rather anally ingest him than rehire him.

This seemed like the best thread for me to slip that in without it being noticed.