I was thinking.....

[Unknown Muppet]

*wake up with herp

Damn it....

 

[heartvols]

Gotta ask yourself "Is it worth it?"

 

[Aavoxx]

Damn it....

You already have the herp.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Prolly, but hindsight is normally much better than foresight.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

You already have the herp.

Oh yeah. Definitely go with original plan then.

 

[Aavoxx]

Oh yeah. Definitely go with original plan then.

Annnnnnd boom.

 

[theFallGuy]

Would take home, lead her to my couch, bring a glass of wine for us both, gently caress her hair, whisper all the ways she is gorgeous in her ear, slowly lead her to the bedroom, lie her down in the bed, pull her clothes slowly off, caress her body, and then smash like my life depended on it.

wine? caress? That's too high dollar. I would just slap her in the face with my wang.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

wine? caress? That's too high dollar. I would just slap her in the face with my wang.

I gotta work a little harder than most.

 

[rockytop114]

.

She looks like a old ex of mine.

She say tubuco i love ya long time.