I was in alabama today..(Cool Story Bro)

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My girlfriend went to auburn and is from there so we were visiting her parents and when i decided to leave, I stopped to get gas. I walked in after I had filled up and there was a guy (with like 2 teeth) behind the counter wearing a bama shirt and I already knew this was going to be an adventure seeing as I was wearing a power T shirt and a UT hat. I payed for my gas and he asked is there anything else, I looked over the counter and asked for a can of Grizzly wintergreen longcut. He replied with, oh I didn't know Tennessee fans could read. This really pissed me off so I shot back with yes, we are actually highly intellectual people. Then I added, I heard bama fans cant count, he replied with "oh why is that?" I said well how many national championships do you have? He said 16. I said my point exactly and walked out the door. Bama fans are the worst.
 
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UTvols365 said:
My girlfriend went to auburn and is from there so we were visiting her parents and when i decided to leave, I stopped to get gas. I walked in after I had filled up and there was a guy (with like 2 teeth) behind the counter wearing a bama shirt and I already knew this was going to be an adventure seeing as I was wearing a power T shirt and a UT hat. I payed for my gas and he asked is there anything else, I looked over the counter and asked for a can
of Grizzly wintergreen longcut. He replied
with, oh I didn't know Tennessee fans could
read. This really pissed me off so I shot
back with yes, we are actually highly
intellectual people. Then I added, I heard
bama fans cant count, he replied with "oh
why is that?" I said well how many national
championships do you have? He said 16. I
said my point exactly and walked out the
door. Bama fans are the worst.
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This brings a new meaning to "the customer is always right"
 
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You should try having to live down here. :ermm:

The barn fans are getting to be just as bad as the bammer fans about saying crap to you, but on the bright side I'm seeing more and more Vol fans around my town now.
 
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utvolsfan131 said:
You should try having to live down here. :ermm:

The barn fans are getting to be just as bad as the bammer fans about saying crap to you, but on the bright side I'm seeing more and more Vol fans around my town now.
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Auburn fans are much worse than Bammers IMO, and I see UT tags and stickers all the time here in Montgomery. More than any other out of state school
 
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Her family is split Auburn and Alabama so it kinda sucks and I need some fuel to fire back this year!! GBO
 
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Honestly, that's what I call a cool story bro. Such a riveting tale, I honestly copy and pasted it to word, saved on my hard drive, backed it up on a jump drive, drove to the bank, put the jump drive in the safe deposit box, and will leave it there until my kids turn about 12 (when they can actually state their age, and ask what it is I'm showing them), when I will pick it up, put it in an old USB drive reader and relay this cool story to them and tell them, "kids, this is what a cool story should look and sound like...not like the stories your generation tells."
 
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16?! You were right he actually can't count at all. Even the University and the most delusional Bama fans only claim 14.
 
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dembewbs said:
Honestly, that's what I call a cool story bro. Such a riveting tale, I honestly copy and pasted it to word, saved on my hard drive, backed it up on a jump drive, drove to the bank, put the jump drive in the safe deposit box, and will leave it there until my kids turn about 12 (when they can actually state their age, and ask what it is I'm showing them), when I will pick it up, put it in an old USB drive reader and relay this cool story to them and tell them, "kids, this is what a cool story should look and sound like...not like the stories your generation tells."
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I think ya gotta have a bank account to get a safety deposit box, just saying.
 
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dembewbs said:
Honestly, that's what I call a cool story bro. Such a riveting tale, I honestly copy and pasted it to word, saved on my hard drive, backed it up on a jump drive, drove to the bank, put the jump drive in the safe deposit box, and will leave it there until my kids turn about 12 (when they can actually state their age, and ask what it is I'm showing them), when I will pick it up, put it in an old USB drive reader and relay this cool story to them and tell them, "kids, this is what a cool story should look and sound like...not like the stories your generation tells."
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And in return this itself is a cool story In the making
 
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Evol said:
16?! You were right he actually can't count at all. Even the University and the most delusional Bama fans only claim 14.
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I was told 13 by a Bammer just yesterday. They haven't a clue.

Some glue sniffer with a computer could proclaim them champs and they would count it.
 
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UTvols365 said:
My girlfriend went to auburn and is from there so we were visiting her parents and when i decided to leave, I stopped to get gas. I walked in after I had filled up and there was a guy (with like 2 teeth) behind the counter wearing a bama shirt and I already knew this was going to be an adventure seeing as I was wearing a power T shirt and a UT hat. I payed for my gas and he asked is there anything else, I looked over the counter and asked for a can of Grizzly wintergreen longcut. He replied with, oh I didn't know Tennessee fans could read. This really pissed me off so I shot back with yes, we are actually highly intellectual people. Then I added, I heard bama fans cant count, he replied with "oh why is that?" I said well how many national championships do you have? He said 16. I said my point exactly and walked out the door. Bama fans are the worst.
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When he said he didn't know Vols fans could read you should have told him "yeah most of us can....by the way.... I've heard Bama fans don't know how to brush their teeth....any truth to this?"
 
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Sounds about right. I was in Birmingham a few months for training and my second to last night there I went out for food instead of staying in at the Marriott on Grandview. Got my sub from Mama Goldberg's, an Auburn fan deli, and hit every light on the way back.
Two blocks from the Hotel and a red Chevy pulls up behind me. I hear something in the background so I turn down the radio. The redneck in the Chevy is leaning out his window with a megaphone yelling roll tide roll at me. Bama fans just ooze class!
 
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Listen to the finebaum show all the time just to laugh at all these fools that call in every day. That 30 for 30 documentary about the iron bowl rivalry barely scratches the surface:crazy:
 
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rmcvol1 said:
Listen to the finebaum show all the time just to laugh at all these fools that call in every day. That 30 for 30 documentary about the iron bowl rivalry barely scratches the surface:crazy:
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Still... The iron bowl is bigger than Tn vs. Alabubba
 
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fossilfiction said:
Sounds about right. I was in Birmingham a few months for training and my second to last night there I went out for food instead of staying in at the Marriott on Grandview. Got my sub from Mama Goldberg's, an Auburn fan deli, and hit every light on the way back.
Two blocks from the Hotel and a red Chevy pulls up behind me. I hear something in the background so I turn down the radio. The redneck in the Chevy is leaning out his window with a megaphone yelling roll tide roll at me. Bama fans just ooze class!
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Mama G's has some good subs and chips and cheese. Best place in auburn though might me little Italy
 
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