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martyvols

martyvols

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I am not sure if I needed any help remembering why I hate Florida but if I did, I got it this morning!!!! While at the gym this morning I heard how "Florida by 60 and Tebow will get the final rushing touchdowns he needs against this defense." Or, "Final will be 63-2, no, not 2 because that would be a mistake on our part, heck let's shut them out!!!". I don't believe this will be our year but I PRAY we smack them so hard that "Superman" gets 1 touchdown short of his rushing record only to be met on the next play by EB and hit so hard he doesn't see the field the rest of the year!!! UF and the media has done a tremendous job of making Tebow out to be a god that they are starting to believe it. As easy as it is to like Tebow, it is that easy to hate the gators!
 
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Yeah, this whole vengeance and revenge angle Tebow is taking in protecting Meyer isn't real worthy off all the holier-than-thou, Christian-like attitude he portrays. I posted Tennessee stickers all throughout the Makati and Las Pinas districts in Manila when I was there in May. I hope he enjoys them, though he tends to go to the outlying areas. I saw another guy there in Tennessee hat. We talked. It was good.
 
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Last week my wife and I were standing in the checkout line in our UT gear, when a shout from another lane "GO GATORS" echoed through the store. We didn't pay much attention cause you here that a lot done here and surely they were taunting a Troy fan somewhere. But no, here it came again "GO GATORS" even louder. So like everyone else in the store we turned to look and they were directing their shouts toward us. The douches didn't even have on Gator gear but found it necessary to try and start something. I'm pretty big and could have pounded those two emo-looking Gators, but somehow the thought of missing our kickoff in jail due to two f#gs did not appeal to me that day. That's reason 1,116 why I hate Florida.:shaking2:
 
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On a tour of the US, the Pope took a few days off to visit the coast for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the beach in the Pope-mobile when there was a frantic commotion just off shore. A helpless man, wearing a Florida Gators jersey(and Jorts), was struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 25 foot shark. As the Pope watched in horror, a speedboat pulled up with three men wearing Tennessee Vols jerseys. One quickly fired a harpoon into the sharks side while the other two reached out and pulled the simiconscious Florida Fan from the water. Then using long clubs, the three beat the shark to death and hauled it into the boat.

Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to him. "I'll give you my blessing for your brave actions. I heard that there were some bitter hatreds between the Gators and the Vols, but now I have seen with my own eyes that this is not true".

As the Pope drove off, the harpooner asked his buddies, "who was that?" "It was the Pope" one replied. "He is in direct contact with God and his wisdom, but he doesn't know anything about shark fishing. Is the bait holding up OK, or do we need to go get another one?
 
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volswin08 said:
On a tour of the US, the Pope took a few days off to visit the coast for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the beach in the Pope-mobile when there was a frantic commotion just off shore. A helpless man, wearing a Florida Gators jersey(and Jorts), was struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 25 foot shark. As the Pope watched in horror, a speedboat pulled up with three men wearing Tennessee Vols jerseys. One quickly fired a harpoon into the sharks side while the other two reached out and pulled the simiconscious Florida Fan from the water. Then using long clubs, the three beat the shark to death and hauled it into the boat.

Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to him. "I'll give you my blessing for your brave actions. I heard that there were some bitter hatreds between the Gators and the Vols, but now I have seen with my own eyes that this is not true".

As the Pope drove off, the harpooner asked his buddies, "who was that?" "It was the Pope" one replied. "He is in direct contact with God and his wisdom, but he doesn't know anything about shark fishing. Is the bait holding up OK, or do we need to go get another one?
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Haha, that's actually pretty good. Hat's off, sir.
 
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VOL_in_Florida said:
Last week my wife and I were standing in the checkout line in our UT gear, when a shout from another lane "GO GATORS" echoed through the store. We didn't pay much attention cause you here that a lot done here and surely they were taunting a Troy fan somewhere. But no, here it came again "GO GATORS" even louder. So like everyone else in the store we turned to look and they were directing their shouts toward us. The douches didn't even have on Gator gear but found it necessary to try and start something. I'm pretty big and could have pounded those two emo-looking Gators, but somehow the thought of missing our kickoff in jail due to two f#gs did not appeal to me that day. That's reason 1,116 why I hate Florida.:shaking2:
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Don't feel alone I get the same crap here in Kentucky.....everytime I go out in my orange I get the same ole crap "this is our year, we will tear u apart" the football run stops this year. I had a half dozen phone calls on Saturday leaving the stadium saying this is going to be the year.
 
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try living with a florida fan! My roomate even went to UT and is a florida fan. i dont understand it. i hope we shut em up!
 
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shades_of_orange said:
try living with a florida fan! My roomate even went to UT and is a florida fan. i dont understand it. i hope we shut em up!
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He went to UT and is a Florida fan??!! Wait till he goes to sleep and call me - I can get his kidney sold for some good $$. We need a large tub with ice.
 
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Your not alone my friend. There are more fans here in NJ/NY than you would think - I see a good amount of flags in front of homes during the season.
 
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FlashVolNJ said:
Your not alone my friend. There are more fans here in NJ/NY than you would think - I see a good amount of flags in front of homes during the season.
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Nice, I come across a few stationed here with me but thats about it. Where you at in Jersey?
 
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Northern NJ, right outside NYC actually. Had a roommate at UT who was in ROTC and ended up in the Air Force. Are you in northern or southern NJ?
 
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Oddly, we don't catch much crap in Maryville or Knoxville anymore. You see a lot of gator gear, car tags, etc, along with some Alabama, LSU stuff. Every time someone says something I just say 5 and 12 baby, 5 and 12.
 
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