I pledge to you volnation and seek your forgiveness...

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I am a VFL, but my apathy and disgust took over today. Every game day I wear my orange and glue myself to the tv. Today, I skipped over my plethora of orange in my closet for an old red Tshirt. I didn't turn the game on until the fourth quarter because i didn't think my heart could take a third week in a row. My wife came up to the bonus room and said, "you are wearing Georgia colors." I hadn't even noticed... I tell you this so that you will all know, I pledge to continue wearing the enemies colors, and avoid watching the games, as it is perhaps me who is the cursed one. Forgive me volnation, for apparently I have sinned and must wear the scarlet again in two weeks.
 
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Spectator said:
I am a VFL, but my apathy and disgust took over today. Every game day I wear my orange and glue myself to the tv. Today, I skipped over my plethora of orange in my closet for an old red Tshirt. I didn't turn the game on until the fourth quarter because i didn't think my heart could take a third week in a row. My wife came up to the bonus room and said, "you are wearing Georgia colors." I hadn't even noticed... I tell you this so that you will all know, I pledge to continue wearing the enemies colors, and avoid watching the games, as it is perhaps me who is the cursed one. Forgive me volnation, for apparently I have sinned and must wear the scarlet again in two weeks.
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My wife didn't watch the BG, WCU, or this game....she says sorry for the losses guys.
 
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Spectator said:
I am a VFL, but my apathy and disgust took over today. Every game day I wear my orange and glue myself to the tv. Today, I skipped over my plethora of orange in my closet for an old red Tshirt. I didn't turn the game on until the fourth quarter because i didn't think my heart could take a third week in a row. My wife came up to the bonus room and said, "you are wearing Georgia colors." I hadn't even noticed... I tell you this so that you will all know, I pledge to continue wearing the enemies colors, and avoid watching the games, as it is perhaps me who is the cursed one. Forgive me volnation, for apparently I have sinned and must wear the scarlet again in two weeks.
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No spectator... it is sadly my fault. I realized after last week's game that my girlfriend had not been wearing her UT thongs. Needless to say that situation was rectified for this week's victory. I promise to personally inspect and verify before and after every game going forward. I promise to give my all for the Vols!
 
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DancingOutlaw said:
5 Hail Neylands, 3 Maxims. Go and sin no more.
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Screw that. Dude needs to keep it up. Rule #1 of a superstitious streak. Don't do a damn thing you remotely think will impact the streak!!

OP better add an opposing teams rally hat to that game day outfit too I say!
 
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Dragon18 said:
No spectator... it is sadly my fault. I realized after last week's game that my girlfriend had not been wearing her UT thongs. Needless to say that situation was rectified for this week's victory. I promise to personally inspect and verify before and after every game going forward. I promise to give my all for the Vols!
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Better post pics here so we can all verify the inspection! Again don't want to screw with the streak!
 
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whatever routine you broke today, do the same exact thing when UT plays Bama...thanks in advance
 
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Spectator said:
I am a VFL, but my apathy and disgust took over today. Every game day I wear my orange and glue myself to the tv. Today, I skipped over my plethora of orange in my closet for an old red Tshirt. I didn't turn the game on until the fourth quarter because i didn't think my heart could take a third week in a row. My wife came up to the bonus room and said, "you are wearing Georgia colors." I hadn't even noticed... I tell you this so that you will all know, I pledge to continue wearing the enemies colors, and avoid watching the games, as it is perhaps me who is the cursed one. Forgive me volnation, for apparently I have sinned and must wear the scarlet again in two weeks.
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Please wear Alabama colors in two weeks....
 
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Neather me nor my wife had on a shirt I noticed one of us was wearing in all the games we lost . Burning this shirt soon
 
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Dragon18 said:
No spectator... it is sadly my fault. I realized after last week's game that my girlfriend had not been wearing her UT thongs. Needless to say that situation was rectified for this week's victory. I promise to personally inspect and verify before and after every game going forward. I promise to give my all for the Vols!
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Pic or it didn't happen!!!!
 
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