I need a lowboy for a trip to Tuscaloosa

[Loweboy]

You got chains and binders??

Oops, you said lowboy. I thought you meant Loweboy. That's me.

 

[tnutater]

Oops, you said lowboy. I thought you meant Loweboy. That's me.

Damn...
Back when I had a prostate, I moved heavy equipment
Getting no help on here

 

[Jravol78]

Here I am.

underrated post is underrated

 

[kcvols1]

Sacrifice?? I made enough money to buy Miami...well you know how the song goes

I have been drunk
Now for over two weeks.
I passed out
And I rallied
And I sprung a few leaks!

 

[UTwick]

Sacrifice?? I made enough money to buy Miami...well you know how the song goes

Miami Vice

 

[preacherwebb]

This thread was EPIC until y'all said you were kidding.

 

[callmez]

Never meant to last
Never meant to last

 

[LakeMaryFLVol]

Great idea...

 

[tnutater]

I know you...
We met out in the boats.
You got a freaky old lady name of Cocaine Katy.

 

[FïreBall]

I'll pitch in 50 if I can ride shotgun

 

[tnutater]

I'll pitch in 50 if I can ride shotgun

Double barrel or pump?
U a big boy?
Only got 12 guage.

 

[tnutater]

Breaking News!!!!
The medical staff for the Alabama football team has cured COVID 19.
I knew it would be done when it threatened having the Alabama savior on the sideline for their biggest game of the year. To think of the needless suffering that has gone on.
Just a matter of proper motivation. Free Nicky!!!!!!

All my big plans for next week are for naught.
A mind is a terrible thing to waste.

 

[FïreBall]

Double barrel or pump?
U a big boy?
Only got 12 guage.

I can borrow my brothers 410 snake charmer.. Lol. It might piss someone off though lol

 

[GulfCoasterVol]

I have been drunk
Now for over two weeks.
I passed out
And I rallied
And I sprung a few leaks!

I go for younger women,
Lived with several a while....

 

[par4rick]

"A true Vol hates them early, often and with a Biblical Old Testament fury."

Truer words were never spoken.

 

[PulaskiVolFan]

Looks like the little leprechaun is going to get to coach Sat, I hate it because this was a great idea!! Hehe, great post!

 

[vol445]

Lol. I need my glasses. I thought the thread said loverboy initially

 

[TennesseeTarheel]

Why not just cut power to his trailer park?

 

[cobbwebb0710]

Breaking News!!!!
The medical staff for the Alabama football team has cured COVID 19.
I knew it would be done when it threatened having the Alabama savior on the sideline for their biggest game of the year. To think of the needless suffering that has gone on.
Just a matter of proper motivation. Free Nicky!!!!!!

All my big plans for next week are for naught.
A mind is a terrible thing to waste.

Yeah, I guess the contact tracing B.S. is non existent in Tuscaloosa, huh?
GBO!!

 

[tnutater]

Yeah, I guess the contact tracing B.S. is non existent in Tuscaloosa, huh?
GBO!!

But we got fined

 

[cobbwebb0710]

But we got fined

And Saban will be on the sidelines this weekend...
GBO!!