I need a little help volnation getting even with a bammer.

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wmcovol said:
A guy did something like this to me yrs ago. I later found a bumper sticker that said “ I’m a taxidermist, I’ll mount anything”. I put it on back of his car and he drove around town 3 days before he found it.
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I had a friend that did this to another friend. He put it on his horse trailer. Said “Brokeback Mountain is how I Ride”.
 
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wmcovol said:
A guy did something like this to me yrs ago. I later found a bumper sticker that said “ I’m a taxidermist, I’ll mount anything”. I put it on back of his car and he drove around town 3 days before he found it.
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Me and another coworker bought some raunchy porno mag back in the early 90's and cut out several of the worst pictures it had in it and stuck them on another guy's tailgate. He said people kept driving by him on the interstate and looking over and laughing ..... he kept wondering wtf are they laughing at?..... when he got off at his exit a guy pulled up beside him and asked him if he knew he had pictures of lesbian Indians getting plowed by the chief on his tailgate.
 
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TNnative said:
Swell. I clicked on the mormon.org page and now that is on my ads.
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Along these lines, go to lds.org or mormon.org and request their missionaries come to that filthy bammers house. Also, sign him up for their magazines.
 
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Craigslist ads are a special kind of mean.

You could always fight trolls with trolls and claim you have free Bama Tix to call and share their reasons.
 
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I put a dead beaver behind the seat of a guys truck one time. In the middle of the summer. In 90 degree heat. With the windows rolled up. All MF day. It had already been dead a few days also.

Killed two birds with one dead beaver. No more beaver dams and got that prick back also.😁
 
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get him super drunk. Wait til he passes out. Take pictures of him with as much UT gear as you can get on him. Show them to everyone
 
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#60
Sign him up for magazine subscriptions on the most horrifying subjects you can find. The subjects will vary of course depending on the person.
 
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best revenge....after the win tomorrow....don't say a thing. Every time you see him, just give the biggest smile you can possibly manage and just nod your head. Do this for at least a year. He will go crazy waiting on you to say something and the smile will.make it twice as bad
 
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What we used to do in the Navy, we would have a party and invite some of the marines (only if they were very smug, we would make some juice and watch them drink it, let’s just say, they regretted it.
 
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stevenrich2003 said:
So this week at work a friend of mine that is a bammer has remarkably quite and civil about this weeks coming game.... Well this morning I walked to my truck and noticed this unbelievably nasty phrase on the front of my truck. I will not let this rest. I WILL get even. I know where lives, works, goes to the gym.... Any idea nation on how I can get even?View attachment 172795
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Burn his house down?
 
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bmaultbay said:
I'd start with selling the GMC.

Then RainX all his windows with the letters GBO.
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This is a great idea; I really love it. I would add the idea of using stencils, too, when you apply it. Make the lettering _real_ professional. Classy. Make sure every time he sees "GBO" or "VOLS" it's in perfectly shaped, Collegiate FLF font lettering.
 
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JCHateSteve said:
Sign him up for magazine subscriptions on the most horrifying subjects you can find. The subjects will vary of course depending on the person.
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An ex-girlfriend got me on this. Took years to get it stopped. The mailman hated me. I had magazine subscriptions for prosthetic limbs, camping crap, knitting, how to make soap, and even some subscription for Lithuanian lesbians. There were dozens more. You name the most bizarre subject and there is a magazine for it because I got them all. Mailman couldn't even fit the **** in my mailbox. It was a nightmare. All because I crushed her best friend in a tryst gone wrong. Long story, but magazine subscriptions are a pain to deal with.
 
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FïreBall said:
If you have his number... Put his vehicle for sale on Craigslist cheap..
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Someone did this to me. My phone rang for hours. Do it about 30 min before game time and he’s screwed. Put on the post that you have to say “go Vols” when he answers to get the deal.
 
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#72
Get some Tennessee bumper stickers and cover his front and back bumpers with them.

Also put a couple on his back window.

He might get them off eventually but he should learn not to mess with your truck.

VFL...GBO!!!
 
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1. Find a picture of a decent looking girl on the internet.
2. Post an ad in Craigslist personals that states, “hey guys, I’m only in town for one night and I want to party. Text me at [insert your friend’s cell number] and show me what you’re working with.”
3. Include picture of said decent looking girl in the post.
 
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