I need a little help volnation getting even with a bammer.

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stevenrich2003 said:
So this week at work a friend of mine that is a bammer has remarkably quite and civil about this weeks coming game.... Well this morning I walked to my truck and noticed this unbelievably nasty phrase on the front of my truck. I will not let this rest. I WILL get even. I know where lives, works, goes to the gym.... Any idea nation on how I can get even?View attachment 172795
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After much thought, I have the perfect revenge...

If the guy has a daughter, buy her the entire Taylor Swift album collection and a loud as Hell stereo.

Or maybe that would be considered cruel and unusual.
 
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UT decal + 2-part epoxy + neodymium disc magnets

Epoxy a flat, or round decal that fits the disk magnet as flush as possible, or one that allows you to multiple magnets for maximum removal difficulty. Works really well on bumpers with insets or grooves that the decal will fit in.
 
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Get orange post it notes and arrange them in the shape of the Power T on his hood. Then saran wrap the hood of it (and maybe the doors if you want to be cruel). He will need to unwrap his car in order to use it or get the T off his car...
 
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TrentVol said:
Alabama fans are arrogant buffoons.

Back in 2007 , I was outside a Hardees About to leave and these 2 Alabama fans got real up close to a parked car and were looking at the bumpersticker. One of the guys said "HEY THAT SAYS No Bama", and the other onesaid "what the hellll".


Well they finally realized it said "NOBAMA" as in "No Obama" . The Presidential race of course was happening at the time, so I was amazed at how it took em a minute to realize what it meant. LOL

I took a peak at their license plate and they were from Alabama. Cant remember the county but I would assume they were from the most backwards dumb alabama county in the state. They sounded really dumb.
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Could of been from any county in Alabama. They are all backwards dumb asses!
 
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All of you are elementary when it come to this kind of crap! To really get even you need something that is gonna hose him for days if not longer. Put a classified add on Craigslist. Make it state that you are starting a cat sanctuary and would love any cats that people do not want. The ad needs to say that if he is not home just leave them in the back yard and he will collect them and take care of them when he gets back. Put the address in the ad and watch how many people daily drop off their cat at his house. He cant make a craigslist ad go away if it is under your account so you can repost it daily.
 
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Get you about 5 or 6 zip ties that are two foot long. Heavy duty ones. Fasten them around his drive shaft as tight as possible. Be sure the long part left on the zip tie is pointed up and out of sight. Sit near by with a pair of wire cutters and enjoy the show. When he pulls out he will swear his whole drive train is falling out. He will stop and look under it. Then pull up and sell the wire cutters to him for $100.
 
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Put hard to impossible to remove adhesive orange VOLS stickers on all four tires of his vehicle.
 
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stevenrich2003 said:
So this week at work a friend of mine that is a bammer has remarkably quite and civil about this weeks coming game.... Well this morning I walked to my truck and noticed this unbelievably nasty phrase on the front of my truck. I will not let this rest. I WILL get even. I know where lives, works, goes to the gym.... Any idea nation on how I can get even?View attachment 172795
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Have sex with his sister/wife.
Edit: I'm assuming it's the same person.
 
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One time we posted a friend's number on Craigslist men seeking men. You can add a spicy ad to the page.

He received a lot of calls. :)
 
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Get a sharpee marker, go to every interstate rest stop bathroom stall, and write, "For a hot time call (his name and cell phone number).
 
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I had a guy put my phone number in a classified add in the paper saying I had a Capuchin Monkey free to a good home. Said it came with multiple outfits and a cage and had all of its shots and paperwork.

YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE how many people have had monkeys growing up and gave me their sob story when they called. I received over 170 phone calls in the week it ran. It got to the point where if I got a call from a number I didn’t recognize I would answer “House of Monkeys” and then make up a story about how the monkey was no longer available because it ran outside and was hit by a car or bit a kid who tried to pet it.

He got priceless laughs for about $15.
 
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Call every church, synagogue, temple, charity, blood bank, and club in the area and tell them you would like to inquire about membership and donating, then give them his information. He will get hounded with visits, junk mail, and phone calls for years. Literally years.
 
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Buy a pair of sexy panties and mail them to his house with a handwritten note written by a female about what a great time you had and etc.....address it to him but add a flirty middle name so his wife will open it
 
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A guy did something like this to me yrs ago. I later found a bumper sticker that said “ I’m a taxidermist, I’ll mount anything”. I put it on back of his car and he drove around town 3 days before he found it.
 
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