I know why we lost the last 3 games.

#5
#5
When you're playing quarters, don't miss on purpose, you just get drunk, really quick. But that's a good funny, I, myself, am waiting for Marilyn McCoo to align the stars and Venus, so we can start winning. I love the 5th.
 
#14
#14
Mercury is about 7.5 light-minutes away from Earth. If it were to disappear, we wouldn't know for 7.5 minutes. Taking this principle further...if the sun were to disappear, we wouldn't know it for 8 minutes. next time you sunbathe for 8 minutes, just think that those sunrays could be coming from a star that doesn't even exist anymore
 
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#15
#15
Might have already been mentioned but NCIS Los Angeles had a funny episode about the Mercury thing a few days ago. It was the first time I think I had ever even heard of it.

I tried using this phenomenon to my advantage ("honey they say Mercury is in retrograde, and that means if we DONT have sex you could wind up accidentally pregnant!" Note there are 7 kids in my house these days so we will do anything to avoid pregnancy). And it might have worked if she 1) was post-UT-football-game-level drunk, or 2) didn't have a hysterectomy a few years ago. Obviously retrograde is overrated.
 
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