I know the real reason why we're struggling.

[Crew]

,,,,at work today, I pondered all things related to Tennessee athletics and our current place in the SEC.

....It's obvious to me that you heathens are not praying about this enough.

How can fanbases like Bama and Florida be showered with the fruit of victory, while we stand in the shadows hoping for a quick suck on the hind teat.

GOD is capable of all things...certainly he has a collegiate football department. We can no longer allow ourselves to be out...prayed.....for?

....I guess that makes sense.

Anyway, the fact remains that we need to help our team and give them an unfair advantage over the unscrupulous scum like bobby petrino and everyone else in the SEC west, except for Dan Mullen because it's pretty obvious that GOD has turned his back on him this season as well.

Get on your knees my brethren.... and make a little more time for your school. your kids will get by for a couple of months without the extra prayer. Who needs health? ....when our team wins, you feel better anyway.

Get it done, VN.

GOD Bless.

 

[orange_like_me]

Nice.

 

[TennesseeRhett]

oh lawdy lawdy, I knew I shoulda knocked it off with the animal sacrifices in 05...

 

[fade route]

What on earth did I just read?

 

[81Bubbavol]

A college football department in heaven?

Wow - what a job - and for all eternity.

The mind boggles.
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[Coastypop]

Amaziing....simply amazing

 

[Drivebye]

Damn, I need another drink!

 

[Rockytop1018]

I'm a proud Christian, but is this serious? Haha I hope not... Notre Dame would win every year by this logic!

 

[FalcoVol]

I blame Tebow. God answers him first.

 

[Drivebye]

I'm a proud Christian, but is this serious? Haha I hope not... Notre Dame would win every year by this logic!

I thought ND was catholic?:whistling:

 

[fade route]

I blame Tebow. God answers him first.

:lolabove:

 

[Rockytop1018]

I thought ND was catholic?:whistling:

Silly technicalities

 

[jspvol76]

Prayers sent.

 

[Incipient]

,,,,at work today, I pondered all things related to Tennessee athletics and our current place in the SEC.

....It's obvious to me that you heathens are not praying about this enough.

Idiot. It's the Sunsphere

 

[Berry4Heisman14]

I'm an atheist....and no disrespect to anyone.....But i'm sure all teams pray before games.....So how would god decide who to give "blessings" to during the games? Just a thought.

 

[Rockytop1018]

I'm an atheist....and no disrespect to anyone.....But i'm sure all teams pray before games.....So how would god decide who to give "blessings" to during the games? Just a thought.

I don't think the Big Man cares about football all too much in the grand scheme of things

 

[jspvol76]

I'm an atheist....and no disrespect to anyone.....But i'm sure all teams pray before games.....So how would god decide who to give "blessings" to during the games? Just a thought.

The one with less atheists?

 

[09dunbar]

I believe Les Miles has made deals with the devil, luckiest sob ever

 

[Crew]

The one with less atheists?

.....

 

[Berry4Heisman14]

The one with less atheists?

Well then we're screwed sorry guys. Idk how we won it in 98 then!!!

 

[Tallman]

We are cursed. I told you that you should not make fun of Bama retards.

 

[Rockytop1018]

Well then we're screwed sorry guys. Idk how we won it in 98 then!!!

Maybe you're the reason we can't win now! Thanks, man. We are doomed. In all honesty, we are due some good stuff soon.

 

[BigOrange15]

I'm an atheist....and no disrespect to anyone.....But i'm sure all teams pray before games.....So how would god decide who to give "blessings" to during the games? Just a thought.

You mean besides God?

 

[jspvol76]

You mean besides God?

I noticed you changed your location, are you back in school?

 

[GATechVOL]

I'm an atheist....and no disrespect to anyone.....But i'm sure all teams pray before games.....So how would god decide who to give "blessings" to during the games? Just a thought.

It's "whom"... atheist.