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Ericvol2096

Ericvol2096

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Even though September was an awful month for UT, it is done. A coulple of days ago was the start of a new month – a new beginning for the Tennessee football team.


In October, November and December the following special things will happen for UT:



· Tennessee will largely cure its quarterback problems, at least enough to avoid the costly mistakes and execute enough throws to make opposing defenses honest. This will open up Tennessee’s running game, which will go from good to dominant.

· Tennessee will beat NI by more than three touchdowns

· Tennessee will make it 3 in a row over UGA and get its first SEC win of the season between the hedges.

· Just a few hours after beating UGA, UT will watch LSU beat UF at the Swamp to give UF its 2nd SEC loss and making UF, UGA and UT tied in the SEC east race with two losses each

· Tennessee will escape a close battle in Knoxville with Miss State, winning with a fourth quarter field goal making the difference.

· A majority of the UT fan base will get back on board supporting Fulmer after UT gets a big win over its arch rival Alabama at Neyland stadium. Fulmer will be seen smoking a big cigar after the game, and Eric Berry will direct the band Peyton Manning style.

· The next week, Tennessee will beat a crumbling South Carolina team on the road in Columbia. The win will be Fulmer’s third straight victory over the Ole Ball Coach.

· That same day, Mark Richt’s Georgia squad will defeat Tim Tebow and Florida. The Georgia win will give Tennessee control of its own destiny for the East championship.

· Tennessee will destroy Wyoming by over 40 points and notch its biggest margin of victory of the season. The next week UT enjoys a helpful late season bye week.

· Tennessee beats an already bowl eligible Vandy in Nashville by a touchdown. :good!:

· Tennessee comes back to Neyland stadium for senior day and clinches the East championship by handily defeating UK. Eric Berry again directs the UT band and as the fans stay in the stadium after the game to celebrate. :dance2:

· The next week Tennessee faces an undefeated number one ranked LSU team in Atlanta. Tennessee gets the victory and its first SEC championship in ten seasons. The Vols accept a bid to play in the Sugar Bowl as the BCS representative for the SEC:rock::rock:
 
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#7
Could happen... but Vandy has to lose twice.

They've already beaten SC and Ole Miss... who didn't look bad against UF.
 
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#8
This is a dream I'll enjoy being in for a little bit. :thumbsup: A brief escape from reality never hurt anybody. Much.
 
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A majority of the UT fan base will get back on board supporting Fulmer after UT gets a big win over its arch rival Alabama at Neyland stadium.
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In a optimistic fantasy... this is the most unlikely of all those points.

A huge contingent will continue to dislike Fulmer.

I personally will admit that I've moved away from him because of a new pattern that's developing. I don't want him to keep blowing the season in September then playing to save his job for the rest of the season. I'd like to see them start intense and stay there.

I've defended him when I though others were attacking unfairly... but it does seem to be in CPF's make up to go flat until his back is against the wall.
 
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#11
While we're really reaching can we have hndog609 enter into a carnal and insatiable love triangle with Adriana Lima and Keira Knightly?
 
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#13
The only way we cure our QB problem is to bench Crompton. By the crap Fulmer is pulling this week, I don't see it happening until it is way to late. It might already be to late. If your prediction is to come true, which is highly unlikely, Crompton must be benched now.
 
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tennisguy said:
The only way we cure our QB problem is to bench Crompton. By the crap Fulmer is pulling this week, I don't see it happening until it is way to late. It might already be to late. If your prediction is to come true, which is highly unlikely, Crompton must be benched now.
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Stephens will have his say in this. If he goes out and moves the team how is that not going to put Crompton on the bench?
 
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#17
WOW! And I thought I was too optimistic!! Love to be the first to tell you in December you were right, if so immediate guru status should be given.

Hells Bells, I would settle for the parts of this fantasy where the VOLS win out.

I can just about guarantee you no matter what ...even if it all comes true...CPF will continue to have fervent detractors and critics here and throughout VOL nation.

To piggyback on your fantasy...CPF with his third SEC crown announces retirement before BCS bowl game. VOLS respond with victory and carry him off of the field.

Now, gotta go, my pipe is empty and Dr. Daniels (Jack Daniels) is about to make a house call.
 
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#18
we won't be tied with Florida if they lose to LSU, we'll still be a game behind them due to them beating us and owning the tie-breaker
 
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ryancy said:
we won't be tied with Florida if they lose to LSU, we'll still be a game behind them due to them beating us and owning the tie-breaker
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except we'd own the tiebreaker over UGA and as he mentioned UGA beating Florida would give us the SEC East. Crazy, but it is factually correct
 
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Ericvol2096 said:
Even though September was an awful month for UT, it is done. A coulple of days ago was the start of a new month – a new beginning for the Tennessee football team.


In October, November and December the following special things will happen for UT:



· Tennessee will largely cure its quarterback problems, at least enough to avoid the costly mistakes and execute enough throws to make opposing defenses honest. This will open up Tennessee’s running game, which will go from good to dominant.

· Tennessee will beat NI by more than three touchdowns

· Tennessee will make it 3 in a row over UGA and get its first SEC win of the season between the hedges.

· Just a few hours after beating UGA, UT will watch LSU beat UF at the Swamp to give UF its 2nd SEC loss and making UF, UGA and UT tied in the SEC east race with two losses each

· Tennessee will escape a close battle in Knoxville with Miss State, winning with a fourth quarter field goal making the difference.

· A majority of the UT fan base will get back on board supporting Fulmer after UT gets a big win over its arch rival Alabama at Neyland stadium. Fulmer will be seen smoking a big cigar after the game, and Eric Berry will direct the band Peyton Manning style.

· The next week, Tennessee will beat a crumbling South Carolina team on the road in Columbia. The win will be Fulmer’s third straight victory over the Ole Ball Coach.

· That same day, Mark Richt’s Georgia squad will defeat Tim Tebow and Florida. The Georgia win will give Tennessee control of its own destiny for the East championship.

· Tennessee will destroy Wyoming by over 40 points and notch its biggest margin of victory of the season. The next week UT enjoys a helpful late season bye week.

· Tennessee beats an already bowl eligible Vandy in Nashville by a touchdown. :good!:

· Tennessee comes back to Neyland stadium for senior day and clinches the East championship by handily defeating UK. Eric Berry again directs the UT band and as the fans stay in the stadium after the game to celebrate. :dance2:

· The next week Tennessee faces an undefeated number one ranked LSU team in Atlanta. Tennessee gets the victory and its first SEC championship in ten seasons. The Vols accept a bid to play in the Sugar Bowl as the BCS representative for the SEC:rock::rock:
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That would make me smile.
 
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or another, perhaps more realistic scenario:

CPF puts Stephens in to start for the NIU game and at halftime we're up by 21. Then CPF puts Crompton in after halftime. NIU comes back and wins.

CPF tries to explain that he wanted to give them both equal time and during the interview a little angelic girl wearing a cheerleader uniform cries and chides CPF from the back of the room saying, "AND you stole my pony, you BAD BAD man!"

Stephens gets the next start but is injured on a late hit, therefore JC takes the wheel and blows the 3 next games.

BJ takes over toward the end of the year and cant find a rhythm because he's only had 3 snaps under the 1st team center. As the boos reign down after the Vandy loss, BJ is hit by a plastic cup half full of SoCo and Diet Coke which breaks his forearm. Crompton comes back in for UK and throws 10 straight completions... to UK. Final score UK 42 UT 3.

UT sets the record for turnovers in key situations and vols have their worst record since CPF stole the throne(is that the 2nd Macbeth reference on this board recently?).

CPF is fired in a blaze of hell fire and brimstone pressure from the local Baptist Convention who has found a higher amount of alcoholism amongst the local congregations in the history of East Tennessee - all of which is scientifically attributed to UT Football woes.

CDC gets cleaned out as well, and has to move his family again, but this time he and Chavis become roomies and move to a New York loft to "Leave the past behind."

CPF takes over as the coach of Miss State after Crooms firing and wins the 2010 NC, then calls up John Adams and the two share a secret adventurous relationship of roller coaster riding and velcro-together skydiving.

And all the popcorn sold in Neyland is later found to be laced with Exlax. But yet the fans finally rejoice, as all the s%&t is finally gone.

2009 coach of the Vols is Candace Parker. She goes on to win the SEC the next 10 years and the next 9 NC as well execpt 2010 -when she loses to CPF. After the game she says, "Just one doggone block and we win the thing." CPF just smiles and munches on a Jersey Mike hoagie.

Wow, I've been in this hospital room way too long... Why do they pad the walls again?
 
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bigroxtar said:
or another, perhaps more realistic scenario:

CPF puts Stephens in to start for the NIU game and at halftime we're up by 21. Then CPF puts Crompton in after halftime. NIU comes back and wins.

CPF tries to explain that he wanted to give them both equal time and during the interview a little angelic girl wearing a cheerleader uniform cries and chides CPF from the back of the room saying, "AND you stole my pony, you BAD BAD man!"

Stephens gets the next start but is injured on a late hit, therefore JC takes the wheel and blows the 3 next games.

BJ takes over toward the end of the year and cant find a rhythm because he's only had 3 snaps under the 1st team center. As the boos reign down after the Vandy loss, BJ is hit by a plastic cup half full of SoCo and Diet Coke which breaks his forearm. Crompton comes back in for UK and throws 10 straight completions... to UK. Final score UK 42 UT 3.

UT sets the record for turnovers in key situations and vols have their worst record since CPF stole the throne(is that the 2nd Macbeth reference on this board recently?).

CPF is fired in a blaze of hell fire and brimstone pressure from the local Baptist Convention who has found a higher amount of alcoholism amongst the local congregations in the history of East Tennessee - all of which is scientifically attributed to UT Football woes.

CDC gets cleaned out as well, and has to move his family again, but this time he and Chavis become roomies and move to a New York loft to "Leave the past behind."

CPF takes over as the coach of Miss State after Crooms firing and wins the 2010 NC, then calls up John Adams and the two share a secret adventurous relationship of roller coaster riding and velcro-together skydiving.

And all the popcorn sold in Neyland is later found to be laced with Exlax. But yet the fans finally rejoice, as all the s%&t is finally gone.

2009 coach of the Vols is Candace Parker. She goes on to win the SEC the next 10 years and the next 9 NC as well execpt 2010 -when she loses to CPF. After the game she says, "Just one doggone block and we win the thing." CPF just smiles and munches on a Jersey Mike hoagie.

Wow, I've been in this hospital room way too long... Why do they pad the walls again?
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Wow, you actually made up a bigger fairytale than the original post.
 
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Ericvol2096 said:
Even though September was an awful month for UT, it is done. A coulple of days ago was the start of a new month – a new beginning for the Tennessee football team.


In October, November and December the following special things will happen for UT:



· Tennessee will largely cure its quarterback problems, at least enough to avoid the costly mistakes and execute enough throws to make opposing defenses honest. This will open up Tennessee’s running game, which will go from good to dominant.

· Tennessee will beat NI by more than three touchdowns

· Tennessee will make it 3 in a row over UGA and get its first SEC win of the season between the hedges.

· Just a few hours after beating UGA, UT will watch LSU beat UF at the Swamp to give UF its 2nd SEC loss and making UF, UGA and UT tied in the SEC east race with two losses each

· Tennessee will escape a close battle in Knoxville with Miss State, winning with a fourth quarter field goal making the difference.

· A majority of the UT fan base will get back on board supporting Fulmer after UT gets a big win over its arch rival Alabama at Neyland stadium. Fulmer will be seen smoking a big cigar after the game, and Eric Berry will direct the band Peyton Manning style.

· The next week, Tennessee will beat a crumbling South Carolina team on the road in Columbia. The win will be Fulmer’s third straight victory over the Ole Ball Coach.

· That same day, Mark Richt’s Georgia squad will defeat Tim Tebow and Florida. The Georgia win will give Tennessee control of its own destiny for the East championship.

· Tennessee will destroy Wyoming by over 40 points and notch its biggest margin of victory of the season. The next week UT enjoys a helpful late season bye week.

· Tennessee beats an already bowl eligible Vandy in Nashville by a touchdown. :good!:

· Tennessee comes back to Neyland stadium for senior day and clinches the East championship by handily defeating UK. Eric Berry again directs the UT band and as the fans stay in the stadium after the game to celebrate. :dance2:

· The next week Tennessee faces an undefeated number one ranked LSU team in Atlanta. Tennessee gets the victory and its first SEC championship in ten seasons. The Vols accept a bid to play in the Sugar Bowl as the BCS representative for the SEC:rock::rock:
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Move over Dr. Suess.
 
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