I Have a Plan

[wombat7477]

UT should leak the information that we are in discussions with a llama to be our defensive coordinator. Inevitably, USC will offer this llama seven figures to trim the grass on their field.

This is where the genius comes in. This defensive-minded llama will have a genetically engineered disease that affects only douche-bags. This disease, when introduced to douche-bad DNA, induces explosive diarrhea for the remainder of the host's life.

Buahahahaha! Revenge is ours!

 

[Vol4]

Wow!

 

[volfreak630]

:iamwithstupid:

 

[DeepSpringsVol]

interesting. i wish i could get the last 20 seconds of my life back. haha

 

[colvol]

UT should leak the information that were in discussion with a llama to be our defensive coordinator. Inevitably, USC will offer this llama seven figures to mow the Rose Bowl grass.

This is where the genius comes in. This defensive-minded llama will have a genetically engineered disease that affects only douche-bags. This disease, when introduced to douche-bad DNA, induces explosive diarrhea for the remainder of the host's life.

Buahahahaha! Revenge is ours!

lol: Its only funny because of the explosive diarrhea part.

 

[VolFan4life24]

lame!!!! epic fail

 

[VOLtownUSA]

Oh, what the heck..... I'm game go for it!:rock:

 

[DERELICK_MY_VOLS]

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[VolFan4life24]

dude, u better stay away from the llama then, cause after creating this thread you might get infected!!!!!