I contracted Chlamydia..

#155
#155
They look better outside a bra than in those flesh colored latex bra things she's been rolling round in here lately.
 
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#156
Them tiny things wouldn't even fill up most mans hand. Could just about get the whole thing in your mouth.
 
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#163
OP - do you plan on changing your VN name to Claptrap, Volnerial Disease, or some other amusing moniker to mark the occasion?
 
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#165
And they wonder why nobody likes them and wants them to gtfo.
 
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#166
ainge10heisman said:
Them tiny things wouldn't even fill up most mans hand. Could just about get the whole thing in your mouth.
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Just wait a few years, when the air let's out of em and they wrinkle up..... you can fill up your mouth with two of em (no matter how big they use to be)
 
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#167
Coastypop said:
Just wait a few years, when the air let's out of em and they wrinkle up..... you can fill up your mouth with two of em (no matter how big they use to be)
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More cadaver stories?
You should just write the book already!
:)
 
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#170
Coastypop said:
Just wait a few years, when the air let's out of em and they wrinkle up..... you can fill up your mouth with two of em (no matter how big they use to be)
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How exactly do you know you could fit them in your mouth? You sick bastage.
 
#174
#174
Go see the chick you picked it up from and let her know what you think of that. At least you didn't get herpes,hepatitis or hiv:yuck::disappointed::pukeb:
 
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