I contracted Chlamydia..

[ainge10heisman]

Yes, jackhole, it is a joke. Everyone gets it except you. You win the butthurt award.

Butthurt? Seems like you are the one that's is butthurt.

 

[mcompton]

WOW..this one has the IG....bad

 

[MY3*VOLS]

i was giving you the benefit of the doubt and apparently bothering 3*



seriously hasnt anyone ever seen seinfeld? that was 20 years ago at this point

I'm not bothered at all, brah!
It's a good Seinfeld episode!
U can masturbate to OPs girlfriend on the Internet if you'd like. Might not contract the c that way.

 

[MY3*VOLS]

WOW..this one has the IG....bad

Angie... She always mad

 

[ainge10heisman]

Angie... She always mad

I'm not mad at all, brah!

 

[Orangeslice13]

I'm not mad at all, brah!

That's what all mad people say.
Calm down girl

 

[Weezer]

Good lord, you could cut the tension in this place with a knife. Why's Angie so irate?

 

[Coastypop]

Good lord, you could cut the tension in this place with a knife. Why's Angie so irate?

Needs anger management

 

[Weezer]

Needs anger management

She's gonna have a coronary if she doesn't get her panties unbunched. Then you get to play with her body. Does chlamydia die with the body?

 

[Coastypop]

She's gonna have a coronary if she doesn't get her panties unbunched. Then you get to play with her body. Does chlamydia die with the body?

After a few hours but not before I get them

 

[ainge10heisman]

Hey fellers this is the "old lady". Waiting for the game to start so I figured id see what's happening on vol nation. Let the personal attacks start........................................now.

 

[blupotato]

After a few hours but not before I get them

You get my email yet?

 

[MY3*VOLS]

Hey fellers this is the "old lady". Waiting for the game to start so I figured id see what's happening on vol nation. Let the personal attacks start........................................now.

Hey baby!
It's like a tranny

 

[mcompton]

Hey baby!
It's like a tranny

Lmao

 

[Grey_pilgrim]

People have sex and masturbate. It's about time we just accept it and stop acting like it doesn't happen. After spending 7 months in Iraq all I wanted to do was have sex with a live woman.

Too bad you ain't coasty. He likes sex with dead women.

 

[ainge10heisman]

Hey baby!
It's like a tranny

I see you and your minyans have came up with a new nickname. Angie, very very clever.

 

[Weezer]

Somehow I doubt Angie is a 10, even drunk. I'm gonna go with a sober 3(which I believe to be generous) and a drunk 5.2.

 

[zreeves]

Somehow I doubt Angie is a 10, even drunk. I'm gonna go with a sober 3(which I believe to be generous) and a drunk 5.2.

i prefer to use the 1-0 scale when talking about women.

1 means you would. 0 means you wouldnt. that is all that is relevant at the end of the day IMO. so are you saying she is a 1 or 0?

 

[MY3*VOLS]

i prefer to use the 1-0 scale when talking about women.

1 means you would. 0 means you wouldnt. that is all that is relevant at the end of the day IMO. so are you saying she is a 1 or 0?

Angie is a 0 just tucks her sac

 

[BadJerry20]

i prefer to use the 1-0 scale when talking about women.

1 means you would. 0 means you wouldnt. that is all that is relevant at the end of the day IMO. so are you saying she is a 1 or 0?

I prefer the beers-shots scale. I would guess 14-6 for Angie.


Oh and gtfo

 

[Orangeslice13]

Too bad you ain't coasty. He likes sex with dead women.

And who the blue hell are you?

 

[Grey_pilgrim]

And who the blue hell are you?

Just a hardcore lurker. Lurked for a couple years before I finally made a profile on here, didn't start regularly posting till last year.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Just a hardcore lurker. Lurked for a couple years before I finally made a profile on here, didn't start regularly posting till last year.

Try this link. I think you'll like it.

Click Here

 

[mcompton]

I laffed when I clicked on it...

 

[Coastypop]

Too bad you ain't coasty. He likes sex with dead women.

Never said "I LIKED IT"


and Blu gotta be pulling my chain.... no e-mail and not in my spam filter...I even cut it off