I Am All That Is Man

[milohimself]

Went to Buffalo Wild Wings and downed a ton of the blazin' wings. Good stuff. The sauce was a little pasty for my taste, but the burn was great.

 

[orange+white=heaven]

This morning, while sitting on the toilet, 'All that is Man' is likely to feel a little less verile....

 

[hohenfelsvol]

They burn twice. Been there done that.

 

[Lexvol]

Like my pappy used to say, "S$%t fire and save matches"

 

[doozer]

the going in isn't worth the coming out.

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

I agree with all the above....have the fire dept. and ALOT of toilet paper on standby today!

 

[milohimself]

:lol: We'll see how it goes. Doesn't feel too bad at all right now.

 

[doozer]

true story:

we were eating at Quaker Steak and decided we would give their blazin' wings or whatever their hottest wings are called, a try. several Lube Tubes (like a mini keg at the table) later, i decide i need to relieve myself. being a little drunk, i forgot that i had the hot wings and should probably wash my hands first.

do the math. pain ensued. i'll never make that mistake again.

 

[vader]

I fell in to a burning ring of fire
I went down,down,down
and the flames went higher.
And it burns,burns,burns
the ring of fire
the ring of fire

 

[orange+white=heaven]

true story:

we were eating at Quaker Steak and decided we would give their blazin' wings or whatever their hottest wings are called, a try. several Lube Tubes (like a mini keg at the table) later, i decide i need to relieve myself. being a little drunk, i forgot that i had the hot wings and should probably wash my hands first.

do the math. pain ensued. i'll never make that mistake again.

Now we know why ole Smoke's howling so in your av!

 

[volinbham]

true story:

we were eating at Quaker Steak and decided we would give their blazin' wings or whatever their hottest wings are called, a try. several Lube Tubes (like a mini keg at the table) later, i decide i need to relieve myself. being a little drunk, i forgot that i had the hot wings and should probably wash my hands first.

do the math. pain ensued. i'll never make that mistake again.

My friend decided to try some "Dave's Insanity Sauce" - if any of you have tried it you know it's brutal. He put some on his finger to taste.

Same story - went to the bathroom and found that this stuff can burn three times.

 

[volinbham]

They burn twice. Been there done that.

come on ice cream!

 

[doozer]

kind of off subject, but i'll share anyway

my buddy has a sauce that is so hot he calls it 'Pete's F.O.A.D. Sauce'.

i don't have to tell you what the 'F' stands for because the OAD stands for Off And Die.

he named it that after some load mouth was bragging at a party we had, that he could eat anything hot and be unfazed by it. the guy ate 3 wings and proceeded to spend the next hour eating bread, celery, and drinking milk.

 

[TuskALoosa]

kind of off subject, but i'll share anyway

my buddy has a sauce that is so hot he calls it 'Pete's F.O.A.D. Sauce'.

i don't have to tell you what the 'F' stands for because the OAD stands for Off And Die.

he named it that after some load mouth was bragging at a party we had, that he could eat anything hot and be unfazed by it. the guy ate 3 wings and proceeded to spend the next hour eating bread, celery, and drinking milk.

Probably a Habanero or Scotch Bonnet pepper sauce. Muy Caliente!