FBS programs that would fit the SEC better (geographically and culturally) than Mizzou, by state:
- Tennessee: Memphis, MTSU
- Kentucky: Louisville, Western Kentucky
- Ohio: Cincinnati
- West Virginia: West Virginia, Marshall
- Virginia: Va Tech, UVa
- North Carolina: UNC, NC State, Duke, Wake Forest, App State, East Carolina, Charlotte, Coastal Carolina
- South Carolina: Clemson
- Georgia: Georgia Tech, Georgia Southern, Georgia State
- Florida: FSU, Miami, UCF, USF, FAU, FIU
- Alabama: UAB
- Mississippi: Southern Miss
- Louisiana: Louisiana, La Tech, UL Monroe
So that's 32 FBS schools that would've fit better than Mizzou.
But let's throw out the ones that are too small, because many of those are. We're left with:
- Kentucky: Louisville
- West Virginia: West Virginia
- Virginia: Va Tech
- North Carolina: UNC, NC State
- South Carolina: Clemson
- Georgia: Georgia Tech
- Florida: FSU, Miami, UCF
Still leaves 10 good choices. All better options than Mizzou.
But let's take out the ones whose TV markets and recruiting beds we already access, or are too puny to worry with. That leaves:
- Virginia: Va Tech
- North Carolina: UNC, NC State
Three really good options there. The tidewater area of Virginia is rich in football talent, and expanding into Virginia gives us some pretty good markets, like DC, Norfolk, Richmond, Roanoke, etc.
Trouble with North Carolina is that UNC, NC State, Duke, and to a somewhat lesser extent Wake Forest, they're all tied at the hip. You simply can not get one of them without all of them. Really strong bonds. Especially the first three in the Research Triangle of Raleigh-Durham-Chapel Hill.
So, this exercise leads us to a simple solution: kick Mizzou to the curb, and invite
Va Tech to join the best football conference in America.
Go Vols!