Hurricane Dorian thread

#77
#77
How many people die from bringing the generators into their houses? And by people, I mean families.

When I lived in Florida I always had a few gallons of water stashed away, hard liquor, canned salmon/tuna, charcoal an gas grill, and a 35000 gallon pool.
Where I worked had jet engine generators that could run the place for weeks so I usually spent the hurricanes there and soaked up the entire OT budget for the fiscal year.
 
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lawgator1 said:
No, I'd get a new roof. Might take 9 months for them to get to me, but it would happen.

The problem is that hurricane deductibles are 2x regular deductibles. So if your house is insured for $400,000, the typical deductible is 1 %, or $4,000, whereas if the damage is from a hurricane, it is 2%, or $8,000.
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I think mine has a 3% deductible for hurricane or wind damage, but I am under the Cobra Act (Coastal Barrier Resources Act). I guess they figure that people don't belong on a sand bar with water on both sides..
 
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1972 Grad said:
I bet it's rough using a hand operated pump to blow up your sex doll. I imagine it would be easier with electricity.
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Hey now, i reply when my woman texts me...unlike SOME people.

Good graces maintained. Our once a month rendezvous unaltered. You jelli.
 
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lawgator1 said:
The trend is your friend.
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I actually liked it before when it was going up the middle of the state. It would have been a Cat 1 by MCO. But now there is nothing to kill it. But you are right, hopefully it keeps moving east. There is still time.
 
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McDad said:
You ever flown over or around one?
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Nothing I can fly can go over. Simply put, a hurricane is just a big collection of really big thunderstorms. With a good radar you can pick your way around them. When I was based in the Philippines in the military they came out with a new flight planning software that looked only at time and would route you to get the most beneficial winds. Several times they had planned us to go right by the eyewall. Needless to say we didn't do that Momma's child was ugly not stupid.
 
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McDad said:
You ever flown over or around one?
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I think Biden has......on a carpet.....uhhhh, .a magic carpet.........…….. Yeah, that's it.....a magic carpet...………... Yeah, and it was a Cat 6 hurricane......…….... That's right, a Cat 6...…..... Or was it a Cat 7? And they were shooting at him.....................................with anti-aircraft guns........................... anti-aircraft guns loaded with nuclear warheads.........yeah, that's it....nuclear warheads.
 
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ClearwaterVol said:
Looks like Florida may be spared on this one. Now what shall I do with all my booze?
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I just checked w/the Weather Channel and they have it coming into and taking a right turn all the way into Florida.....heading up into Georgia going North. It will hit Monday >>>Thursday. Looks to be a Slow rain maker.
 
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#94
#94
Y’all can keep that crap in Florida , it doesn’t need to be running up the coast .
 
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FLVOL69 said:
Save it for election night 2020 you’ll need it.
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definitely going to be a party that night. While you fools have been concentrating on the wall and illegal aliens Florida has 2M more registered voters from places like New York and Massachusetts. Without Florida and with the way Pa looks currently... he might have a tough time.
 
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