Humor and "Grave Subjects"

[therealUT]

I can't believe that the righteous army of holier than thou has not invaded this thread wringing hands and muttering prayers for the souls of those who have posted.

They will if you mention old whats-her-name who used to coach that lady sport...man, I am just forgetting everything these days.

 

[YorkVol]

What kind of wood doesn't float?

Natalie...

 

[VolFan32]

Pigeon Forge built a Titanic exhibit. That's funny as hell for some reason, to me.

And they are hosting an ice-carving contest. I'd say the Titanic did enough ice-carving itself.

 

[VOLatile]

 

[Rasputin_Vol]

While the Space Shuttle "Challenger" was being remembered yesterday, a part of me remembered some of the Christa McAulliffe jokes that were being told just a few days after the tragedy.

7-Up... Ocean Spray.

 

[Rasputin_Vol]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_y9wHrad7o[/youtube]

 

[bamacheats]

yep

for example:

What were Christa McCaulliffe's last words to her husband?

"You go ahead and shower now, dear, I'll wash up on the beach later."

and

What color were CM's eyes?

Blue (blew), as in "one blew over there and the other blew over there"


perhaps not funny now, but they were kind of funny 27 years ago when I was 17

What's the last thing that went through Christa's mind?

A small shred of metal.

 

[bamacheats]

Anybody remember any Ethiopian jokes?

What do you call an Ethiopian with a flat top?
A broom.

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth?
A rake

 

[YorkVol]

Anybody remember any Ethiopian jokes?

What do you call an Ethiopian with a flat top?
A broom.

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth?
A rake

Dead baby jokes were the best/worst, but my all time favorite...

What is black and white and red all over? A newspaper.
What is black and white and red all over but can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her head.

 

[PKT_VOL]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_y9wHrad7o[/youtube]

She should have cooked him a hamburger.

 

[ToineMac]

They will if you mention old whats-her-name who used to coach that lady sport...man, I am just forgetting everything these days.

:lolabove: Sir don't think this went unnoticed

 

[MG1968]

Anybody remember any Ethiopian jokes?

What do you call an Ethiopian with a flat top?
A broom.

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth?
A rake

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a phone booth?
All of them.

 

[DocZaius]

Q. What's the fastest animal in the world?

A. The Ethiopian chicken.

 

[VOLatile]

Still too soon?