How to watch the Arkansas game (drinking game)

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"If Bielema actually dies during the game, finish your beer because Butch Jones will be the first coach to ever lose a game to a dead man"

Haha
 
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Clay Travis trying to be the Andrew Dice Clay of sports journalism. I am sure he has an F bomb quota for every "blog post."
 
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Clay Travis is the guy who couldn't play ball because he's a pu$$$y. So he hung around and acted cool by proxy. Probably a manager. I bet he's a helluva towel folder.
 
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ReaderVol said:
Clay Travis is the guy who couldn't play ball because he's a pu$$$y. So he hung around and acted cool by proxy. Probably a manager. I bet he's a helluva towel folder.
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I can't stand Travis either, but this is the exact response he hopes for and then makes fun of.
 
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Clay Travis must have had his mangina violated by the entire Tennessee Football team.

Or he lost a bet (bet on USCe vs Tennessee).
 
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The only thing great about this game is that Bret Bielema and Butch Jones both manage to look like the typical redneck from their respective states. The Tennessee redneck tends to be skinnier than its more western species, the Arkansas redneck. I don't know why this is since you would think meth and Coors Light would have the same impact in both states, but Arkansas rednecks are fleshier than Tennessee rednecks. Tennessee rednecks are more lean and skinny fat, the kind of guys who wear wife beaters and the wife beaters still sag on them while Arkansas rednecks are, well, Bielemas.

LOL
 
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Watch the first 3 quarters sober. Leave with UT up 2 scores. Get drunk and pass out. Wake up believing UT won.
 
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16. Every time Butch Jones declines a penalty, everyone hold up your glasses, scream, "Analytics," and drink until the ball is snapped.

If the ball is never snapped and the game isn't over, it means you passed out.

Which is fine.

You're the lucky one.
 
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C'mon, other than the uncalled-for comment about Dobbs' hair loss, it's pretty funny.

If we're up a few scores, it would be hilarious to have a few plays ready and start going for two. Sometimes, you just gotta find the humor. It's cheaper than breaking things, if you're a UT fan.
 
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Haha I'm sorry I thought it was funny. But if he thinks our rednecks are skinnier than anyone's, he's crazy.

I also agree about Dooley being funny as hell. He couldn't coach for @#$#, but he was just the right amount of prick to make him funny. Butch always looks like he's either gonna cry or start screaming at his pressers.
 
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LA Vol said:
C'mon, other than the uncalled-for comment about Dobbs' hair loss, it's pretty funny..
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I know he has an issue but IMHO he would look a million % better if he shaved his head tight Mike Wilbon style. No offense of course and all that nonsense.
 
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Siggghhhhh

We're laughing stocks again. And as one of the drinking rules points out, we're 2 plays away from being 4-0.
 
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