how to get Liquor into Neyland

[Nerd-Vol]

Buncha drunkards. I won't be taking my kid to any stadium where people are drinking alcohol

Enjoy the BYU game day experience.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

I went into a Vandy game last year with a fifth of Jim beam stuffed in my shorts over my dick. Your success may vary.

How the hell did you go to last years vandy game in shorts?! It was cold as hell!

 

[SDV]

I went into a Vandy game last year with a fifth of Jim beam stuffed in my shorts over my dick. Your success may vary.

Easier to hide on a flat surface

 

[white65]

Buncha drunkards. I won't be taking my kid to any stadium where people are drinking alcohol

you dont get out much do you

 

[white65]

And I meant where could I find any of these items for sell in East TN (chattanooga area or knoxville area would be best)

 

[xJesusx56]

Easier to hide on a flat surface

After all the Jim beam it was useless anyway. Fair trade.

 

[SDV]

you dont get out much do you

You must've failed Sarcasm 101

 

[xJesusx56]

Just put a flask in your ****kickers

 

[Slydell]

Enjoy the BYU game day experience.

Guess again, Nerd. I could tell some stories. They get some good tailgating on for the games.

 

[Slydell]

Just put a flask in your ****kickers

Why does no one ever think of that? Pretty damn easy as they search everywhere but your boots.

 

[GreveHaller]

you dont get out much do you

nice. Did you know he was a paraplegic?

 

[DocVOLiday]

Buncha drunkards. I won't be taking my kid to any stadium where people are drinking alcohol

lol

you dont get out much do you

what he said is making fun of somebody in the "selling beer in stadiums" thread

some laughs to be had reading some of that thread

 

[WallyBalls]

Put the airplane bottles under your hat or in your sock. Guy in my old section used to bring in a 375ml under a coonskin every week.

Girlfriend/wife's makeup bag is ideal, imo.

 

[zreeves]

buy a pint of whatever and shove it in your underwear/shorts right next to your junk

 

[xJesusx56]

Why does no one ever think of that? Pretty damn easy as they search everywhere but your boots.

Never let me or any of my buddies down

 

[Boca Vol]

This has NEVER failed me. Just get a legit binocular case on ebay or a yard sale, hang it around your neck and you're good to go.

 

[Pepe_Silvia]

How the hell did you go to last years vandy game in shorts?! It was cold as hell!

So it was really hot???

 

[Slydell]

For the ones afraid to try anything else, put these in your man purse.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

So it was really hot???

Hell, Michigan.

Hell, Michigan - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[Pepe_Silvia]

Hell, Michigan.

Hell, Michigan - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

I didn't know Detroit got renamed.

 

[Coug]

 

[crusse10]

Why does no one ever think of that? Pretty damn easy as they search everywhere but your boots.

they search student boots

 

[Coug]

they search student boots

I enter at I think is either gate 14 or 15 and there is minimal security. They are more interested in looking into purses and bags than checking dudes baggy shorts which could easily hold lots of airplane bottles. I think part of this is because if they were to hand pat everyone you'd have to arrive like a couple hours before the game started. It's just not possible. Sounds like the student section or anyone near it is on lock down.

 

[InVOLuntary]

Take your standard 8oz stainless steel flask. Wear boxer briefs or compression shorts. Place flask on inner thigh as close to your package as you feel comfortable with.

This works even for student gates where they pat you down more thoroughly. I did this throughout college and never got caught.

This^^^^^^. But I'll add place the flask around your junk. That way nobody wants you to share.

 

[YorkVol]