How to enhance the image of the University of Tennessee.

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jwells

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With the arrival of Ed Orgeron, the athletics program has become feared. Whether it is his brute strength, or insatiable appetite for pain, Coach O is a force to be reckoned with.

That said, I think the University itself needs to be a more feared place.

To start us off:
1) The Torchbearer will be redone. Instead of holding a flaming torch, he will breathe fire and have lasers in his eyes. So will the little chick he holds. To the visitor passing by, it shows right off what we're about. If the statue will catch you on fire, imagine what the actual fans will do?

Let's get a list going.
 
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2.) With the new additions to Neyland stadium, they are adding trapdoors on each of the visitor section seats. If they begin to Gator chomp, Bark, speak of Eagles or a Big red wave then the trapdoors will be triggered and they will be banished to the burial ground underneath Neyland stadium. They will then be held their for all enternity to hear the sounds of Rocky top and Vol cheers as we dominate the SEC!!!
 
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3) The Europa statue in Humanities plaza should be replaced with an actual bull.
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#22
Hostesses for everyone!!

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There you go!!
 
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