rockytops36
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How to Clean the Toilet
1. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and put both
lids up.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the
bathroom.
3. In one smooth, fluid motion, put the cat in the toilet and
close both lids. (You may need to stand on the top lid.)
The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds.
(Never mind the noises that are coming from the toilet, the
cat is actually enjoying this.)
4. Flush the toilet three to four times. (This provides a "power-wash"and
"rinse" effect.)
5. Have the nearest outside door open (be sure that there are no
people in the pathway between the toilet and said outside door).
6. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can and quickly lift
both lids.
7. The now clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run
outside where he will dry himself off. The toilet will be sparkling clean!
Sincerely,
The Dog
1. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and put both
lids up.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the
bathroom.
3. In one smooth, fluid motion, put the cat in the toilet and
close both lids. (You may need to stand on the top lid.)
The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds.
(Never mind the noises that are coming from the toilet, the
cat is actually enjoying this.)
4. Flush the toilet three to four times. (This provides a "power-wash"and
"rinse" effect.)
5. Have the nearest outside door open (be sure that there are no
people in the pathway between the toilet and said outside door).
6. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can and quickly lift
both lids.
7. The now clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run
outside where he will dry himself off. The toilet will be sparkling clean!
Sincerely,
The Dog
