How To Beat UF

#151
#151
wounded mullet said:
let me tell you why i like hmanvolfan.
if you are a fan of hockey then you know what an enforcer is,and he is VN's enforcer and he might have lost some teeth over the years but he does a damn good job...
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Every now and then you have to throw the gloves down onto the ice.
 
#155
#155
Axion Jaxion said:
I can't take an "enforcer" seriously when they have what looks to be a mentally deficient squirrel as their avatar.
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That squirrel is mentally deranged and goes berserk when made fun of. Tread lightly my friend, tread lightly indeed.
 
#157
#157
Fine Vol said:
50 cal Sniper rifle with 50 rounds ranomly fired at the football housing complex should have some effect.:)
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This will work,,, or we could ball control for 2-3 series of downs in a row to keep the UF O off the field. that and Monte's defense which will be taught to strip the ball any way they can should bring us a few extra turnovers during this game than in previous years. We can win this thing if the offense isn't ranked over 100th in D1 this year. Do we need a break or two,,, absolutely. Shizzle Happens.
 
#158
#158
We just have to show up and play to stay in it, no stupid turnovers or penalties, just fundamentals. Can we beat them? Sure. Will we? Any real fan knows it's doubtful, but if our guys work hard and believe they can win then we owe it to them to talk it up! Carry the fight to Florida and keep it there for 60 minutes! Vols by 10!!!:machgun::machgun:
 
#163
#163
CTGator said:
Sure, shooting at the UF players is OK but the ghetto comment raises the red flag...
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Yeah, it sort of does raise a red flag. The guy making the comment about shooting at the dorm was clearly kidding.
 
#165
#165
I did not mean to offend anyone. But I doubt you would be so sensitive had a Vol fan posted a similar comment.
 
#169
#169
CTGator said:
An earlier quote from you in another thread, in response to a comment I made...

So stop with the moral outrage as well...
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That suh was spoken in the accent of a true southern gentleman. I guess you didn't get the inference in the master gator reference...
 
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#172
#172
the following must happen, in no particular order: Florida "lightning bolts" chris rainey and jeff demps must contract serious VD 2 days before the game making it impossible for them to play. U of F calls it a "groin pull"...demps and rainey call it "rack of grapes" syndrome. Ut must pull one of the greatest houdini acts ever seen in cfb history. Dress tom brady in crompton's uniform and send him running thru the T. Urban meyer will need to be poisoned the day of or night before...or better yet....set him up in some kind of gay sex scandal the week of making it impossible for him to show his face. Now we are beginning to get CLOSE to having a competetive game. Next, we have to deal with brandon spikes......if we dont he will eat your entire team alive. Let's have someone take him hostage for the duration of the game....problem solved. We need to give brady someone to throw to so lets bring back peerless price and willie gault. Lets color in their beards and send them out there. At their age, they are better than anyone ut currently has to offer. I guess you can give bryce brown a chance....but most likely he will never want to play football again after such a severe beating so we better just stick to passing EVERY DOWN. Finally, we have to deal with TEBOW. Well...umm..nevermind. He's God. Final score UF 77 UT 0.....yes even with all this happening. :dance2: :eek:lol:
 
#173
#173
Florida was flat and overconfident against ole miss. If they had been ready, florida would have blown them off the field.
 
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