How the tall tales of Rod began...

[Ohio Vol]

Rod Wilks won a staring contest with the sun

And that is where solar eclipses come from.

 

[WinginFlorida]

is he a Freshman, Sophmore, or Junior?

He is a Freshman, Sophomore, Junior AND a Senior.

 

[LazhilUT]

Rod is whatever he wants to be...for the ladies he's a senior, for the NCAA he's a freshman, for teachers he's master and for opposing players, he's death.

 

[orangedonkeypunch]

Because nothing will ever be as famous, the NCAA renamed the College Football Hall of Fame to the "Rod of Wilks."

 

[windycityvol]

Rod Wilks CAN turn a ho into a housewife, he just doesn't find it necessary.

 

[ironman22]

Bo Wallace?:mega_shok:

Hey, hey, hey, he is the stuff of legends! You guys will hear his name for years

 

[pualsline]

The tall tales of Rod began when he became awesome...that would be November 12, 1988

 

[txvolsfangatorh8r]

peta sent Rod a leather jacket and a fur coat

 

[jhall014]

Yall wont believe this but I'm tutoring him right now, and apparently he thinks this is hilarious

 

[g8terh8ter_eric]

Yall wont believe this but I'm tutoring him right now, and apparently he thinks this is hilarious

What you don't know is the you are being reverse tutored as I type.

 

[lylsmorr]

What you don't know is the you are being reverse tutored as I type.

touche sir!!!!! lol:

 

[g8terh8ter_eric]

Rod Wilks is "The Flava of Love".

 

[jhall014]

What you don't know is the you are being reverse tutored as I type.

Haha I figured someone would put that

 

[g8terh8ter_eric]

Show him this thread, if you really are tutoring him. It's epic, just like he is....

http://www.volnation.com/forum/tennessee-vols-football/94109-rod-wilks-6.html

 

[jhall014]

Show him this thread, if you really are tutoring him. It's epic, just like he is....

http://www.volnation.com/forum/tennessee-vols-football/94109-rod-wilks-6.html

I'm telling you man I couldn't make it up. He got a kick out of it all, we went through them once we got done

 

[orangedonkeypunch]

Rod Wilks coaches the Cornell basketball team.

 

[arTfuldodger]

Rod Wilks coaches the Cornell basketball team.

.....AND Northern Iowa.
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[MUR73]

Actually, the tales of Rod Wilks are not tales at all. They are eyewitness accounts of those who believe in his omnipotence and obey his will.

This cant be true, anyone that looks upon Rod WIlks directly would be blinded by his glory!

 

[MUR73]

Rod Wilks counted to Infinity.....twice.

 

[MUR73]

Rod donated blood once. From this, doctors discovered Viagra, and the rest is history. (consult your doctor if symptoms last longer than 4 hours) :good!:

Im sorry but this is myth for there isn't a substance hard enough known to man that can penetrate Rod Wilks skin.

 

[MUR73]

When Rod Wilks crosses the street , the cars have to look both ways

 

[MUR73]

Rod Wilks has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

 

[MUR73]

Rod Wilks will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

 

[Big Orange Nation]

I've been on this board long enough to see some of the legendary tales of Rod Wilks, but I'm still a bit of a newbie. In all seriousness, can someone explain how this all got started?

The legend of Rod began a couple of decades ago when his mother went to the hospital to give birth to him.

Rod would have none of that. He kicked his way out of the womb and ironically slapped the doctor instead of the traditional slapping of the baby.

 

[KnoxVegas]

The legend of Rod began a couple of decades ago when his mother went to the hospital to give birth to him.

Rod would have none of that. He kicked his way out of the womb and ironically slapped the doctor instead of the traditional slapping of the baby.

:question:


Rod is 17,896 years old...