How the game, and the board, will unfold.

#27
#27
Tennessee beats Florida,LSU and Kentucky while losing to Alabama and Georgia. It's a magic carpet ride to the Citrus Bowl on January 2nd against Penn State or Minnesota.

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#28
#28
Don’t you think we’d make the Sugar Bowl in this scenario? We’d likely be the third best team in the SEC behind UGA and Bama, who’d be in the playoff.

I don’t see how 2 SEC teams make it unless they have an instant classic and let’s be honest here Bama is a long long way from going score for score or stop for stop with Georgia
 
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#32
#32
As long as we win, nothing else matters.
This. I have been burned too many times against Florida. If we arent up by more than two scores going into the fourth we will find a way to lose.

I am still expecting Richardson to throw his first, and five more TDs against us. Their defense and special teams to have more points than our offense. And if somehow we are up 9 points with 2 seconds left on the clock and Florida has the ball for them to score the first 10 point play in football history to win the game. We are cursed, jinxed, and voodoo'd against UF. And lord help us if they put in the back QB. We always find a way to make Florida look better than they are.

I will not celebrate or assume our victory until the clock hits triple 0s and the refs walk off the field. But when that happens I will be drunk.
 
#38
#38
More realistic scenario:
Tennessee sputters coming out of the gates. FL is juiced on adrenaline and TN is all nerves. Dropped balls for no reason. FL LB's unblocked to the QB. FL sputters on Offense as well but does well enough to make our fans nervous and bolsters FL's confidence that they can play with us. They have a few big plays. Busted coverage by our DB's. Nobody scores in the 1st quarter. 2nd Quarter, TN gets on the board with a TD and FL answers. TN sneaks in a FG at the buzzer to make it 10-7 at halftime. Both teams adjust but the pace of the TN offence has the gators cramping by the end of the 3rd. TN starts gashing the FL secondary. We go up 17-7 at the end of the 3rd. FL plays hard in the 4th and gets on the board again to make it 17-14. Both teams struggle but UT scores at least another FG for a 20-14 win.
 
#39
#39
UT comes out hot on offense, scores 14 quickly and at end of first quarter its UT 14, UF 0. Half of VN declares victory, the other half denounces the first half as premature and don't they know better.

UF manages a touchdown in the second quarter, UT scores a field goal so at half its 17-7. Eighty percent of VN board declares it inevitable that you lose. The other twenty percent are already too drunk to care.

UT reasserts its dominance in the third quarter and going into the last frame its UT 27, UF 10. A full forty percent of the board is inexplicably calling for Heupel to be fired.

The fourth is rather boring, clock runs, UT scores a FG to put it out of reach and then Richardson is intercepted in the last three minutes for a pick 6 and UT wins 37 to 10. A full 80 percent of the board announces they want to have Heupel's baby. The drunk folks from half time are now awake, but just go get drunk again.

We both get killed by UGA. Its a knock down, drag out with you and Kentucky. I honestly don't know who to like in that one. Half your fan base remains drunk into basketball season.

The end.
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#42
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UT comes out hot on offense, scores 14 quickly and at end of first quarter its UT 14, UF 0. Half of VN declares victory, the other half denounces the first half as premature and don't they know better.

UF manages a touchdown in the second quarter, UT scores a field goal so at half its 17-7. Eighty percent of VN board declares it inevitable that you lose. The other twenty percent are already too drunk to care.

UT reasserts its dominance in the third quarter and going into the last frame its UT 27, UF 10. A full forty percent of the board is inexplicably calling for Heupel to be fired.

The fourth is rather boring, clock runs, UT scores a FG to put it out of reach and then Richardson is intercepted in the last three minutes for a pick 6 and UT wins 37 to 10. A full 80 percent of the board announces they want to have Heupel's baby. The drunk folks from half time are now awake, but just go get drunk again.

We both get killed by UGA. Its a knock down, drag out with you and Kentucky. I honestly don't know who to like in that one. Half your fan base remains drunk into basketball season.

The end.
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#45
#45
This. I have been burned too many times against Florida. If we arent up by more than two scores going into the fourth we will find a way to lose.

I am still expecting Richardson to throw his first, and five more TDs against us. Their defense and special teams to have more points than our offense. And if somehow we are up 9 points with 2 seconds left on the clock and Florida has the ball for them to score the first 10 point play in football history to win the game. We are cursed, jinxed, and voodoo'd against UF. And lord help us if they put in the back QB. We always find a way to make Florida look better than they are.

I will not celebrate or assume our victory until the clock hits triple 0s and the refs walk off the field. But when that happens I will be drunk.

At this point I can see us leading all game. Late in the 4th UT has a 7 pt lead and just needs a 1st down to ice it. We don’t get it. UF drives down and scores on the last play so we get ready for OT. UF lines up for the PAT. A UT defender crashes through the line at the snap so the holder pulls the ball. One UT defender is out of position, another bites on an obvious pump fake by the holder, and a 3rd misses an easy tackle as the holder runs it in for a 2 point conversion and the win.
 
#47
#47
Hillbillies jacked up on testosterone and moonshine you might say?

Yes, college football is the last bastion where the true southern male cocktail of preference, testosterone and moonshine can be consumed. Even the NFL and NASCAR are now woke! So, let’s all enjoy ourselves before the woke mob comes for us and takes away our last citadel of bravado! Come Saturday grab a 5th, and the remote control and man the parapets for our epic death match against them $%#@! Gators! GBO!!
 
#48
#48
UT comes out hot on offense, scores 14 quickly and at end of first quarter its UT 14, UF 0. Half of VN declares victory, the other half denounces the first half as premature and don't they know better.

UF manages a touchdown in the second quarter, UT scores a field goal so at half its 17-7. Eighty percent of VN board declares it inevitable that you lose. The other twenty percent are already too drunk to care.

UT reasserts its dominance in the third quarter and going into the last frame its UT 27, UF 10. A full forty percent of the board is inexplicably calling for Heupel to be fired.

The fourth is rather boring, clock runs, UT scores a FG to put it out of reach and then Richardson is intercepted in the last three minutes for a pick 6 and UT wins 37 to 10. A full 80 percent of the board announces they want to have Heupel's baby. The drunk folks from half time are now awake, but just go get drunk again.

We both get killed by UGA. Its a knock down, drag out with you and Kentucky. I honestly don't know who to like in that one. Half your fan base remains drunk into basketball season.

The end.

UF has the advantage on defense, special teams, and the run game.

Of these 15 things, I’m pretty sure at least 5 will happen in this game.

UF will block a punt or FG.
A UT returner will fumble a punt or kick return. Hooker will throw a pick 6.
A UT defender will be out of position on a deep TD throw.
A UT defender will miss a TD saving tackle on a long run.
A UT WR will bobble a TD catch while going out of bounds.
Hooker will overthrow at least 2 wide open receivers that are behind the defense.
A key UT starter will go down with an injury in the game and his backup will play poorly.
A UT trick play will blow up in their face.
A UT RB will have the ball ripped out of his hands while fighting for extra yardage and UF will recover.
UT will fumble a sure TD out the back of the end zone or it will be a 99 yard scoop and score.
Hooker will be sacked 5+ times.
UF will score a safety.
UT will fail to convert a 4th and short.
UT will miss an easy FG.
 
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